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Does a cat die?
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Does an animal die?
(besides a dog, cat or horse)
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In one episode, difficulty settings are represented by a kitten, a tomcat, and a tiger. The highest difficulty setting is someone in a cat costume, which the rest are terrified of.
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Literal bugs to illustrate game glitches.
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Over-muscled protagonists are derided as "fat."
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The "man in a tattered sheet" type. A crude Dracula mask is used to illustrate poor Horror games.
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Are there incestuous relationships?
National Sexual Assault Hotline 800.656.4673
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And it's skin is used to make a funny hat.
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A child dies from an accident involving someone juggling them plus a chainsaw and various other things.
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Yahtzee describes a hypothetical scenario wherein two pregnant women have to eat each other's babies.
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Non-narrative review series.
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Yahtzee jokes about drinking heavily as both a hobby and a lifestyle.
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'I'm Contemplating Suicide' jokes
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Yahtzee drowns someone in a mud puddle for being stupid.
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Breaking wind or worse is used to convey annoyance
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Tumors are another thing used to convey annoyance and Yahtzee often jokes about having brain cancer.
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Puff the Magic Dragon is force-fed pot.
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Yahtzee will occasionally blowtorch something he finds especially upsetting.
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Yahtzee posits a situation wherein someone is possessed, but the demon only does mundane things while the former occupant slowly goes insane from boredom to convey his feelings on 'The Sims.'
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Yahtzee occasionally shows himself torturing or preparing to torture games he hates. He also jokes about keeping homeless people locked up in his basement.
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Yahtzee is an alcoholic
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A nameless character's slow mutation is used to illustrate effective body horror.
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A pretentious artist stabs himself in the eyes with a pair of scissors in protest when told he has to cut out a couple scenes from his game. Yahtzee is often depicted bleeding from the eyes if the game he's reviewing is on the 3DS
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Holocaust denial is often brought up as the lowest depth of human degeneracy.
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Oh no, everyone can see my b*m
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