My Best Friend Is a Vampire

Movie • 1987 • Comedy  

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Young student finds himself being transformed to a vampire after a night with a quite attractive female vampire. First, he does not quite believe it himself, but with the help of a 300 year old teacher and the handbook "vampirism - a guide to an alternative lifestyle", he finds out that blood does not taste as bad as he expected.
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Does the dog die?
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Were animals harmed in the making?
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Is there pedophilia?
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sticksandstans
Jeremy's parents believe he might be in a relationship with an older man. We see clesrly that they are wrong
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Is an animal sad?
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Are rabbits harmed?
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Is there body horror?
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Are there transphobic slurs?
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Are there abusive parents?
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Are any teeth damaged?
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Is there domestic violence?
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Is someone stalked?
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sticksandstans
The vampire hunters stalk jeremy and his best friend
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Is someone gaslighted?
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Addiction
Is there addiction?
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Pants
To blood.
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Animal
Are animals abused?
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rbailz
Someone hits a dog with a slingshot pebble
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Does a cat die?
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Does an animal die?
(besides a dog, cat or horse)
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Does a pet die?
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beagle
Lots of bloody "steaks" "meat" and pigs blood are shown . I call that dead animals .
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Does a horse die?
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Does a dragon die?
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Is someone sexually assaulted?
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Is rape mentioned?
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A character makes a joke about prison rape.
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A brief comment about prison rape.
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candycain
it's a vampire movie, so there is plenty of blood, but it doesn't come from people. it's seen on screen mostly in cups
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Is there eye mutilation?
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Is someone tortured?
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ArchiveAndre
Opening scene, main character has a dream about getting castrated
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Is there finger/toe mutilation?
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Does a head get squashed?
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Is someone burned alive?
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sticksandstans
Jeremy attempts to shave without being able to see himself in the mirror and in the next scene is seen to have nicked himself a few times
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Is someone buried alive?
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Is there amputation?
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Does someone break a bone?
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Does someone have a seizure?
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Does someone fall to their death?
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Does someone fall down stairs?
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Is there a hanging?
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Children
Is a minor sexualized?
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sticksandstans
The main character has sex and there is a lot of talk of sex and i believe he is stated to be 17
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Does a kid die?
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Death
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Pants
The vampire in the begining appears to be killed by vampire hunters.
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Family
Does a parent die?
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Is someone kidnapped?
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Does someone cheat?
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Are there clowns?
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Is someone possessed?
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Are there ghosts?
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Is there a shower scene?
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Gross
Is there farting?
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Does someone vomit?
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novesty
Safe!
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Is there a mental institution scene?
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Is electro-therapy used?
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Does someone have cancer?
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sticksandstans
Jeremy is unable to eat regular food for a while and doesn't know why, but it doesn't lead to anything big besides him drinking blood (which he is fine with doing)
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Is there body dysmorphia?
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Are there anxiety attacks?
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Is there a claustrophobic scene?
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Does someone self harm?
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Is there autism specific abuse?
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Pregnancy
Does someone miscarry?
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Is there childbirth?
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Does a pregnant person die?
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Are there abortions?
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Prejudice
Are there fat jokes?
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Does an LGBT person die?
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sticksandstans
An older vampire compares vampires to other minorities that have been prosecuted. A large part of the movie is 2 men attempting to hunt and kill the main vampire, despite him never causing harm. The whole thing is a metaphore for identity and discrimination.
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Does the black guy die first?
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Pants
The main character's best friend says a lot of misogynistic things.
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Are there usages of the n-word?
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Race
Is there blackface?
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Relationships
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Pants
A vampire woman has sex with a high school student.
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Sex
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Are there incestuous relationships?
National Sexual Assault Hotline 800.656.4673
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Is there sexual content?
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sticksandstans
One of the characters is seemingly only there to be a sexy vampire and turn the main character at the beginning
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Spoiler
Does it have a sad ending?
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Is Santa (et al) spoiled?
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Vehicular
Does a plane crash?
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Does a car crash?
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candycain
most of the characters in this movie should NOT be behind the whell of a car 💀 in all seriousness, though, there is a lot of reckless driving, but only one actual crash. it happens at about 1:11:50. nobody is hurt
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Violence
Is there blood/gore?
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sticksandstans
Very minor blood; the main character drinks pigs blood from cartens/cans but its very clean
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Is there gun violence?
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Does someone drown?
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Pants
But there is an explosion.
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