1000 Ways to Die

TV Show • 2009 • Comedy  

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The science of living and the randomness of death are combined with a dash of Darwinism. Forensic experts, pathologists, toxicologists, herpetologists, and other experts offer eloquent explanations of mortality.
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Does the dog die?
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TodoketeKasane
A dog is in one of the deaths, but he isn't the one to die. In fact, the death is more/less something you'd find in Looney Tunes as far as logic goes. Hunter throws a stick of dynamite, dog brings it back.
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TodoketeKasane
Not rape specifically (as far as penetration goes), but one woman is stated to have a condition that causes her to orgasm uncontrollably when feeling any type of non-sensual vibration. Her boyfriend makes things vibrate (electric toothbrush, setting her phone to vibrate) to set off these orgasms, much to her own chagrin.
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Does a pet die?
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A guy's pet snake is implied to have died via crawling through an air duct (Not like he would've known, as he was forcefully kicked out by his girlfriend)
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Were animals harmed in the making?
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Is there pedophilia?
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TodoketeKasane
Tentative no. One death involves an infantilist's (someone who engages in age play to um...get tyeir kicks) neck breaking due to adult drop side cribs still being legal, but the infantilist himself and his girlfriend are both consenting adults. But I imagine the whole scene could be uncomfy for anyone who engages in age regression as a coping mechanism.
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Is a minor sexualized?
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Is an animal abandoned?
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Are there incestuous relationships?
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Is rape mentioned?
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TodoketeKasane
Kinda? Plenty of women die on the show, and the show itself is edutainment in the most fucked up way possible.
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Is an animal sad?
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Abuse
Is someone stalked?
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grugchamp
"Ex'd Ex" has a jealous ex-boyfriend stalk the girlfriend and her new boyfriend on a hayride.
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grugchamp
In "Mile Die Club" an abusive husband freezes to death in an airplane's cargo bay. "Signed Out" has a husband repeatedly injures himself to frame the wife for domestic violence. In "Orspasm" a boyfriend deliberately triggers her girlfriends PGAD for his own amusement.
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Is a child abused?
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grugchamp
A 17-year-old goth girl is subjected to an exorcism by bible-thumping foster parents who later die from smoke inhalation (The Goth Girl survives)
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Addiction
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Is there addiction?
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Does someone abuse alcohol?
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Animal
Does a horse die?
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Does an animal die?
(besides a dog, cat or horse)
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grugchamp
A pet python is implied to have died crawling through an air duct, a chicken is killed in a cockfight.
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Are animals abused?
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ImheretohelpGT
In “Boris Bititoff” a solider during the Chernobyl disaster rapes a racoon he finds. The racoon then bites his genitals off. Him actually having sex with the animal is not shown. Just shot from behind or only showing his head. (So obviously they just had him do movements with racoon sound effects in the background)
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One death involves someone trying to steal a pit-bull for a dog fight. They're aptly named "Vick" and "Michael" respectively.
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TodoketeKasane
One death involves a guy who owns a taxidermy shop
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Does a cat die?
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Does a dragon die?
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Are there spiders?
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TodoketeKasane
One death (I forgot which one) has a guy trying to survive in the rainforest himself, only to be woken up by a tarantula. (The tarantula isn't what kills him, though.)
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Are there snakes?
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Are there bugs?
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grugchamp
"Pretty Fly For a Dead Guy" has a person eaten alive by bugs over the course of days after accidentally sticking himself to his own giant fly paper. "Me So Hornet," involves a man being stung to death by Asian Giant Hornets. Other deaths involve hornets, kissing bugs, spiders, etc.
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Assault
Is someone sexually assaulted?
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Bodily Harm
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grugchamp
"Face-Offed" has someone contract necrotizing fasciitis after shaving her legs with a rusty razor. "Bush Defeated" also involves shaving and necrotizing fasciitis.
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TodoketeKasane
Lots of deaths show people choking/asphyxiating on screen. It's very audible, as well.
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Is there cannibalism?
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Two drug smugglers are cannibalized by a Fijian tribe who've been forced to go vegetarian by a typhoon in "Reef Stew."
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TodoketeKasane
One death in particular has a guy drink gasoline, thinking it'll have the same effects as alcohol. It does not, and he throws up into a campfire. You can guess what happens from there.
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While not buried alive, someone is mistaken for dead and his organs are harvested while he's still barely conscious
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Is there a hanging?
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grugchamp
"Belly'd Up" has a belly dancer accidentally hang herself when her costume gets caught on a ceiling fan.
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Does someone asphyxiate?
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grugchamp
"Boris Bititoff" has a raccoon biting the member off of a zoophile soldier. "Catch and Decease" involves a candiru fish crawling up a man's urethra and him ripping it out. Other examples include "Tree Mugger," "Die-brator," and "Killdo" among others.
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TodoketeKasane
And much worse happens from there.
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grugchamp
A cage dancer has an epileptic seizure, and dies after biting & swallowing her own tongue.
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A crematorium worker steals gold teeth from a corpse in "Kung Pao Pow!!!"
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Is someone tortured?
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ImheretohelpGT
Deaths shown in the modern day can be considered as torture. Though not inflicted on another.

Some deaths take place in history. One episode has the creator of the Brazen Bull burned alive in it. (And might I add is historically inaccurate, he survived it then was thrown off a cliff). Another one has somebody die by the Guillotine for somebody who wants to test out if the victum is still alive after their head is cut off. He was not forced, he was a volunteer.
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grugchamp
"Orspasm" and "Crash-endo" both feature these.
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Does someone fall to their death?
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ImheretohelpGT
Many episodes have people impailed from the eye.
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TodoketeKasane
If excessive gore bothers you, avoid this show like the plague.
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Children
Does a kid die?
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TodoketeKasane
The death that happens in Bad Max actually happened to a six year old girl in real life. The narrator even mentions this by saying that death sometimes comes for those who don't deserve it, but the child herself is not shown on screen.
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Death
Does someone die?
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ImheretohelpGT
Every single episode has death. In very brutal ways in case you haven’t noticed.
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Disability
Is the r-slur used?
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TodoketeKasane
Death 205 makes a pun around the phrase "Flame Retardant" to get away with it
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Drugs/Alcohol
Does someone overdose?
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Family
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ImheretohelpGT
^ Maybe the only examples above
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Does a parent die?
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grugchamp
"Dead-dy Dearest" has an overprotective dad accidentally killing himself with a blank in front of his daughter and her boyfriend. Other examples include "Smother-in-law" and a deadbeat dad in "Chairway to Heaven."
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Does someone cheat?
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TodoketeKasane
Kill Bill and Billie features a couple. Bill accuses Billie of being a prostitute, but Bill himself hires 3-4 prostitutes a week. They both get killed by a hitman when they come across each other due to these circumstances.
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Fear
Are there ghosts?
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grugchamp
"Ghost Busted" involves wannabe ghost hunters.
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grugchamp
"Frightmare" has a dwarf from a woman's nightmares jumps up and roars at the viewer at the end of the clip.
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TodoketeKasane
It's more a bath scene, but one death has a germaphone bathe himself with rubbing alchohol of all things. No points for guessing how that goes.
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Are there clowns?
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grugchamp
"Down With The Clown" features both a children's clown, and Insane Clown Posse. Another one in "Dead Mime :)."
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Is someone possessed?
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Gross
Does someone vomit?
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grugchamp
No attempts are made to hide vomit. There's a the death of an emetophiliac who chokes on somebody else's vomit.
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ImheretohelpGT
In “Pretty Fly For A Dead Guy” after accidentally pinning himself to a wall, in 2 days he loses control of his organs, which in turn has him soil himself to which he exclaims “I peed myself, I gotta get out.” He dies in one week.
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Does someone spit?
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Is there audio gore?
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ImheretohelpGT
Bones crushing, organs punctured anytime of harm to the body is here in fill audio.
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Large-scale Violence
Are there 9/11 depictions?
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Law Enforcement
Is there copaganda?
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TodoketeKasane
Cops are seen as incomptent at best, but deaths where cops are present usually focus more on the criminals they're trying to apprehend.
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Medical
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A psychopath dies when electro-shock therapy triggers heart arrhythmia in "Heart Beat Down."
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TodoketeKasane
One death is a lethal injection execution, and the injection is shown in all its "glory"
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TodoketeKasane
The entirety of one death takes place in a mental hospital
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Is there a hospital scene?
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Mental Health
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A husband repeatedly injures himself to frame the wife for domestic violence
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Are there anxiety attacks?
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TodoketeKasane
At least three deaths happen because of eating disorders and/or wanting a shortcut to their desired body.
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ImheretohelpGT
One episode has a stalker acidentally get herself stuck in chimney.
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TodoketeKasane
Another woman tries losing weight by ingesting a tapeworm. Let's just say it works too well.
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grugchamp
A german spy takes a cyanide pill during WWII
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Noxious
Does a baby cry?
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TodoketeKasane
Not babies, but off the top of my head there are two seperate deaths where people audibly cry when the see their friend/lover dead.
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TodoketeKasane
Bad Max is particularly bad for this, considering how it stars a Mel Gibson expy.
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Are there flashing lights or images?
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Pregnancy
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"Lac-toasted"
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Are there abortions?
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Prejudice
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TodoketeKasane
There is also the use of spastic, which is a slur against the disabled in the UK
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grugchamp
"Bad Max" has an obvious parody of Mel Gibson, who acts just as violent, sexist, and anti-semetic.
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TodoketeKasane
A boxer is shown to crossdress after training, but I can't remember if any jokes are made at his expense.
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TodoketeKasane
TW for Rape as weel. One death has a boxer who crossdresses to calm himself down after training. A serial rapist mistakes him for a woman and calls him a "lady" which is a trigger word for the boxer. The boxer punches the rapist in the skull, killing him.
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grugchamp
"Lesbosuction," "Lesboned," "Deadliest Munch," and "Die-brator" all contain deaths of lesbians in various fashions. The man in "Brain Worms" admits to being gay before dying for comedic value.
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Are there fat jokes?
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A drunk insurance salesman crashes an "inner beauty pageant" and gets crushed by three plus-size models. A sexist fitness instructor repeatedly hazes and insults a plus-size student to get her to leave.
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TodoketeKasane
Plenty of black characters die, but the first death in the series happens to a white guy.
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Sex
Is there bestiality?
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TodoketeKasane
Two deaths involve animals. One has a Chernobyl soldier rape a racoon, and another had a furry try to fuck a bear. Both end disastrously.
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ImheretohelpGT
Some deaths are caused by this. One has a man suffocate on the line of a chainsaw because somebody was teasing him.
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Social
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TodoketeKasane
A homeless guy accidentally throws up on a germaphobe in one episode. (It's the germaphobe who dies)
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Spoiler
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grugchamp
One death involves a stoner mall santa
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grugchamp
Certain deaths like “Nine-inch Nailed” and “Belly’d Up”
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Vehicular
Is someone hit by a car?
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Violence
Does someone drown?
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Is there blood/gore?
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ImheretohelpGT
Almost every single episode has somebody dying in the most brutal way possible. I can only think of 2 that don’t have any gore. The one where two people eat a slug, and the other where an old man’s machine causes a power outage, causing him to suffocate.
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Is there gun violence?
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