Lazer Team
Movie • 2016 • Action
ReportIn the late 1970's, the SETI project received a one time signal from outer space. It looked exactly as theorists thought a communication from an alien civilization would -- unfortunately it has never been decoded. Or so we were told. Unbeknownst to the general public the signal was translated and told us two things: 1) We are not alone. 2) The galaxy is a dangerous place.
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It's hard to explain. Technically, no, there was implied consent, but this was because Zach did not know that Mindy was possessed, and she did not have control of her actions. They never end up actually having sex though.
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Though it was more of a sacrifice to help out LT, yes, Adam does kill himself.
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Does someone attempt suicide?
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Are there incestuous relationships?
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Is there domestic violence?
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Is there finger/toe mutilation?
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Though not fingers specifically, each of the 4 members of LT have their pieces of armor pricked into their arms (Zach and Hagan), head and neck (Woody), and leg (Herman) and they appear to be in pain for a little while.
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Are needles/syringes used?
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The armor uses needles to genetically ingrain itself to 3 of the members and the helmet drills/screws itself into the last member's head.
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Is there gun violence?
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Unless you count Zach's laser cannon.
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Does someone say "I'll kill myself"?
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Does the abused become the abuser?
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Does someone break a bone?
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Herman breaks his leg in a flash back and appears to break it again later
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Is someone hit by a car?
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Though not hit by a car, Zach is almost hit by a ufo while in a car
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Zach, however, is tazered.
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Does a woman get slapped?
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Does someone have a seizure?
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No, but Zach is tazed by an officer multiple times.
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Does a plane crash?
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A spacecraft containing the armour that Lazerteam obtains crashes.
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Is there a nuclear explosion?
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There is talk of one, but it is never released.
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Is there amputation?
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Though they are not actually amputated, the lazer team members are shown without the parts of their bodies that their part of the suit is on when Woody goes into stealth mode. This does not seem to cause any pain, but the members freak out about it at first.
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