If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
Movie • 2025 • Drama
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With her life crashing down around her, Linda, a Long Island-based therapist and mother, navigates her way through an emotional minefield.
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Up to interpretation
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Is a child abandoned by a parent?
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Major plot point is a character abandoning a child. In general, the film's tension is drawn from the parental desire to be free of an increasingly burdensome situation.
It's riveting and intense throughout.
It's riveting and intense throughout.
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Is there domestic violence?
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They do also mentioned a case where a nanny stabs 2 kids
They do also mentioned a case where a nanny stabs 2 kids
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Yes, graphically. The hamster is run over on traffic with almost excessive blood/gore. The event is very traumatic to the characters that watch it happen.
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it’s a hamster. it happens right after the get the hamster on the car ride home. the hamster was in visible distress before the worst part happens & I closed my eyes but my boyfriend confirmed the hamster does die horribly.
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Is someone restrained?
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A child is restrained for a medical procedure. The child is screaming and resisting violently.
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You see bone when they go above the hole
Later on she pulls a tube out of the daughters stomach
Later on she pulls a tube out of the daughters stomach
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Oh yea, whenever ASAP goes up the hole close your eyes
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Does a kid die?
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A character talks about brutally killing two children
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At first when she sees the ceiling leaking
When she goes back to the house and look at the hole (when watching a movie)
A lot of scene transition is very loud and can be sudden
When she goes back to the house and look at the hole (when watching a movie)
A lot of scene transition is very loud and can be sudden
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Is there audio gore?
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If this is a trigger, towards the end of the movie when she pulls the tube the sounds are very disturbing
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Yes but syringes are used to fill a bag
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Not explicitly
A character dissapears into the sea
A character dissapears into the sea
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It’s not entirely clear, at the end she runs against the waves multiple times, but I can have a different reading imo
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Does someone have an eating disorder?
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It is implied that the “mysterious illness” that the daughter has (this is how it’s being referred to in marketing / reviews) is related to some type of eating disorder. There’s a lot of talk about how she’s not hitting a goal weight and the majority of her food intake is through a feeding tube in her stomach. The child often makes comments about her dissatisfaction or disgust with food.
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Numerous scenes where a character eats in a messy manner and the foley work is amped up.
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Does a baby cry?
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A baby's continuous crying is a plot point that exacerbates the mental decline of multiple characters.
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Are there abortions?
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She just talks about having one
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