If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Movie • 2025 • Drama  

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With her life crashing down around her, Linda, a Long Island-based therapist and mother, navigates her way through an emotional minefield.
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Does the dog die?
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A hamster gets run over by a car. 100% visible the entire time. It is gruesome.
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Abandonment
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Major plot point is a character abandoning a child. In general, the film's tension is drawn from the parental desire to be free of an increasingly burdensome situation.

It's riveting and intense throughout.
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Her patient when she asks to go to the bathroom
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Is a child abused?
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Abandonment is abuse.
They do also mentioned a case where a nanny stabs 2 kids
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Is a woman brutalized for spectacle?
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Is there domestic violence?
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Is someone gaslighted?
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Is someone abused with a belt?
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Is someone stalked?
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Briefily her patient find where she’s living and said she’s been following her
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swithstudios
a few discussions about abusive parents. a child is abandoned by one parent and the other parent seems more upset about the inconvenience.
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Addiction
Is there addiction?
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gayfrog68
The main character is depicted drinking often. It is not clarified or brought up in the movie but it seems that she is having a problem with alcohol abuse/addiction.

Other drugs are mentioned and weed is being used at some point, but not in any way that points to an addiction.
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gayfrog68
The main character is often depicted drinking as a means to escape from her situation.
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swithstudios
idk why the other person says it not used on screen, a character smokes weed multiple times on screen
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Animal
Are animals abused?
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swithstudios
hamster is hit, shoved, forced into a box and killed on screen
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Does a cat die?
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Does an animal die?
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KantainLion
Yes, graphically. The hamster is run over on traffic with almost excessive blood/gore. The event is very traumatic to the characters that watch it happen.
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Does a pet die?
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minka
it’s a hamster. it happens right after the get the hamster on the car ride home. the hamster was in visible distress before the worst part happens & I closed my eyes but my boyfriend confirmed the hamster does die horribly.
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Were animals harmed in the making?
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swithstudios
very graphic death of hamster on screen. it happens when linda gets out of the car after getting the hamster.
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Does a horse die?
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Is an animal sad?
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Are rabbits harmed?
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Are there spiders?
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Does a dragon die?
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Are there bugs?
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Are there sharks?
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Are there alligators/crocodiles??
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Are there snakes?
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Assault
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Is there pedophilia?
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Is rape mentioned?
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Is someone drugged?
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KantainLion
A child is restrained for a medical procedure. The child is screaming and resisting violently.
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monosnark
not forcibly held, but a woman does throw herself into the ocean and is under waves for a while.
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Her patient slaps her on the face
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Is someone beaten up by a bully?
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Not really, but she covers her mouth into a pillow to scream
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Bodily Harm
Is there eye mutilation?
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You see bone when they go above the hole
Later on she pulls a tube out of the daughters stomach
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Is someone tortured?
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Is there genital trauma/mutilation?
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Is there body horror?
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gayfrog68
A long feeding tube being slowly pulled out of someone's stomach.
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Is there finger/toe mutilation?
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Does a head get squashed?
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Are any teeth damaged?
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Is someone burned alive?
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Is there decapitation?
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Is there a hanging?
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Is there throat mutilation?
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Is there shaving/cutting?
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Is there cannibalism?
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Is someone buried alive?
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Is someone crushed to death?
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Is there amputation?
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Is there Achilles Tendon injury?
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Not really, she does use some breathing techniques though
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Oh yea, whenever ASAP goes up the hole close your eyes
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Does someone asphyxiate?
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Are any hands damaged?
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Is someone stabbed?
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Is someone choked?
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Does someone have a seizure?
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gayfrog68
A man falls through a hole and breaks his foot.
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Does someone fall down stairs?
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Does someone fall to their death?
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Does someone become unconscious?
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Children
Is a minor sexualized?
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Does a kid die?
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Ermer
A character talks about brutally killing two children
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Is an infant abducted?
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Creepy Crawly
Are there bedbugs?
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Death
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gayfrog68
A pet hamster.
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Does a major character die?
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Does someone die?
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Does someone sacrifice themselves?
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Disability
Is the r-slur used?
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gayfrog68
Does this apply to someone with an eating disorder? Should they find someone with an actual eating disorder to play a person with an eating disorder?
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Drugs/Alcohol
Does someone overdose?
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Family
Is a child's toy destroyed?
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Does a parent die?
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Does a family member die?
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Does someone cheat?
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Is someone kidnapped?
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Fear
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At first when she sees the ceiling leaking
When she goes back to the house and look at the hole (when watching a movie)

A lot of scene transition is very loud and can be sudden
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HeatherEhch
A significant plot point concerns a hole in a ceiling, and the surreal visuals are pretty intense
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Are there razors?
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Is someone possessed?
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Are there clowns?
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Is there a shower scene?
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Are there ghosts?
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Are there mannequins?
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gayfrog68
The ocean.
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Gross
Does someone vomit?
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Smorgasbord
"Throw up" is mentioned. There are moments where a character may keel over, cry, or cough, but no one gets sick on screen.
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Is there audio gore?
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If this is a trigger, towards the end of the movie when she pulls the tube the sounds are very disturbing
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Is there defecation?
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Is someone eaten?
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monosnark
a clip from a movie (within the movie) is shown where a mother is shown with blood on her face and implied to be eating a baby.
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Does someone wet/soil themselves?
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Does someone spit?
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Is there farting?
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Large-scale Violence
Are there 9/11 depictions?
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Law Enforcement
Is there copaganda?
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Is there incarceration?
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LGBTQ+
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Are there transphobic slurs?
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Is there deadnaming or birthnaming?
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Is an LGBT+ person outed?
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Is there bisexual cheating?
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Live Theatre
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Is there smoke or haze?
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Is there audience participation?
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Is there flying onstage?
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Are there entrances from audience?
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Loss
Is a priceless artifact destroyed?
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Medical
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gayfrog68
They are used to fill up an IV bag, nothing else.
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swithstudios
many scenes in an outpatient eating disorder treatment center. no characters are institutionalized but the doctor mentions a character needing a higher level of care so alluding to being an inpatient.
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Is electro-therapy used?
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Are there heart attacks?
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swithstudios
many scenes take place in a hospital or therapists office. honestly avoid this film if this is a trigger.
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Is there menstruation?
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Does someone have cancer?
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Mental Health
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swithstudios
suicide is attempted
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It’s not entirely clear, at the end she runs against the waves multiple times, but I can have a different reading imo
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Does someone self harm?
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swithstudios
not in the traditional sense but character refuses to eat which leads to self harm and suicide is attempted by another at one point.
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Is there autism specific abuse?
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Anonymous
While never specifically stated, the daughter could be interpreted as having ARFID (Avoidant/Restrictive Food Intake Disorder)
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Is autism misrepresented?
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gayfrog68
A woman slaps her therapist while experiencing a mental breakdown.
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Is there misophonia?
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McKenzieWilkes
Numerous scenes where a character eats in a messy manner and the foley work is amped up.
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gayfrog68
The main character keeps having seemingly stress induced flashbacks regarding a hole that opened up in their ceiling.

In general this is a very stressful movie with a lot of very stressful stuff happening to the main character.
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Is there body dysmorphia?
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gayfrog68
The main character is having a really hard time sleeping and as such there are multiple scenes of briefly falling asleep or being almost asleep/half asleep.

Also every time the hole is being inspected.
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gayfrog68
This is a very stressful movie. The main character is very stressed out during most of this film. She is doing breathing exercises often in this movie.
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swithstudios
character describes feeling this way without using these words explicitly and the film edits in a way that reminds me of when i have experienced dissociation so it was triggering.
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The whole movie is claustrophobic? From the scenes up close to her reality
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Is there D.I.D. misrepresentation?
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Is there ABA therapy?
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no but eating disorders is a main plot point and weight goals are frequently mentioned.
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They never diagnose anything on anyone but there are therapy scenes
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gayfrog68
This is a really stressful movie, the main character is very stressed out during most of it and multiple people experience meltdowns in this movie.
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Natural Disasters
Are there tsunamis?
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Noxious
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Are there flashing lights or images?
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Are there sudden loud noises?
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Does a baby cry?
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KantainLion
A baby's continuous crying is a plot point that exacerbates the mental decline of multiple characters.
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Is there screaming?
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gayfrog68
A lot of mental breakdowns.
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She runs into the water and gets submerged but we don’t see any scene under the water
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She flips off people all the time
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Paranoia
Is someone watched without knowing?
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Is the fourth wall broken?
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Pregnancy
Is a baby stillborn?
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Does someone miscarry?
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Is there childbirth?
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Does a pregnant person die?
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gayfrog68
Babies.
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KantainLion
There is a detailed confession of a character getting an abortion, including discussing the pain of the procedure and the regret. It is an emotionally devastating scene and could be very triggering.

***Spoiler***
The line "I aborted the wrong kid" may be deeply affecting for some audiences.
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Prejudice
Are there homophobic slurs?
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Are there fat jokes?
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Anonymous
A side character comments on his wife "being at the vending machine"
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Are there "Man in a dress" jokes?
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swithstudios
characters talk about mentally ill people as if trying is enough to overcome their mental illness.
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Does an LGBT person die?
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Is there hate speech?
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Are there usages of the n-word?
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Is a minority is misrepresented?
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Does the black guy die first?
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Is there aphobia?
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Race
Is there blackface?
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Relationships
Is there a large age gap?
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Religious
Are there demons or Hell?
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HeatherEhch
Brief mention of it in a tv interview the main character watches, but nothing significant to the plot
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Sex
Is there bestiality?
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Are there incestuous relationships?
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Is there sexual content?
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Are there nude scenes?
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Is someone sexually objectified?
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Is there BDSM?
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Does someone lose their virginity?
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Sexism
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Sickness
Is there dementia/Alzheimer's?
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Does someone have a stroke?
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swithstudios
character has an eating disorder, debatable if thats a chronic illness but they have a feeding tube the entire film.
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swithstudios
a character has an eating disorder but it's not terminal. they are in treatment.
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Social
Are there fat suits?
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Is existentialism debated?
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HeatherEhch
Not exactly, though the main character's apartment is destroyed by a flood in the beginning, leaving her to live out of a motel with her daughter for an indefinite period
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gayfrog68
Main character talks emotionally about having had an and regretting an abortion.
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Spoiler
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swithstudios
up to interpretation
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Are there end credit scenes?
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Is Santa (et al) spoiled?
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Vehicular
Does a car crash?
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gayfrog68
A car is shortly bumped in the back by another car. Characters are surprised and scared but it doesn't do any serious damage.
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Is someone hit by a car?
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Does a plane crash?
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gayfrog68
Car honking.
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Violence
Is there blood/gore?
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Does someone drown?
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HeatherEhch
Attempted drowning, not successful
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Is there gun violence?
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Is there a nuclear explosion?
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