If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Movie • 2025 • Drama  

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With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Does the dog die?
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Maple69
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Abandonment
Is an animal abandoned?
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Major plot point is a character abandoning a child. In general, the film's tension is drawn from the parental desire to be free of an increasingly burdensome situation.

It's riveting and intense throughout.
KantainLion
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Her patient when she asks to go to the bathroom
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Abuse
Is a child abused?
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Abandonment is abuse.
They do also mentioned a case where a nanny stabs 2 kids
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Is a woman brutalized for spectacle?
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Is there domestic violence?
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a few discussions about abusive parents. a child is abandoned by one parent and the other parent seems more upset about the inconvenience.
swithstudios
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Is someone gaslighted?
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Is someone abused with a belt?
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Is someone stalked?
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Briefily her patient find where she’s living and said she’s been following her
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Addiction
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The main character is often depicted drinking as a means to escape from her situation.
gayfrog68
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idk why the other person says it not used on screen, a character smokes weed multiple times on screen
swithstudios
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Is there addiction?
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The main character is depicted drinking often. It is not clarified or brought up in the movie but it seems that she is having a problem with alcohol abuse/addiction.

Other drugs are mentioned and weed is being used at some point, but not in any way that points to an addiction.
gayfrog68
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Animal
Are animals abused?
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hamster is hit, shoved, forced into a box and killed on screen
swithstudios
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Does a cat die?
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Does an animal die?
(besides a dog, cat or horse)
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Yes, graphically. The hamster is run over on traffic with almost excessive blood/gore. The event is very traumatic to the characters that watch it happen.
KantainLion
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Does a pet die?
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it’s a hamster. it happens right after the get the hamster on the car ride home. the hamster was in visible distress before the worst part happens & I closed my eyes but my boyfriend confirmed the hamster does die horribly.
minka
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Were animals harmed in the making?
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very graphic death of hamster on screen. it happens when linda gets out of the car after getting the hamster.
swithstudios
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Does a horse die?
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Is an animal sad?
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Are rabbits harmed?
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Are there spiders?
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Are there bugs?
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Are there snakes?
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Are there sharks?
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Are there alligators/crocodiles??
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Does a dragon die?
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Assault
Is someone sexually assaulted?
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Is there pedophilia?
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Is rape mentioned?
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Is someone drugged?
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A child is restrained for a medical procedure. The child is screaming and resisting violently.
KantainLion
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not forcibly held, but a woman does throw herself into the ocean and is under waves for a while.
monosnark
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Her patient slaps her on the face
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Is someone beaten up by a bully?
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Not really, but she covers her mouth into a pillow to scream
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Bodily Harm
Is there eye mutilation?
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You see bone when they go above the hole
Later on she pulls a tube out of the daughters stomach
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Is someone tortured?
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Is there genital trauma/mutilation?
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Is there body horror?
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A long feeding tube being slowly pulled out of someone's stomach.
gayfrog68
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Is there finger/toe mutilation?
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Does a head get squashed?
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Are any teeth damaged?
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Is someone burned alive?
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Is there a hanging?
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Is there decapitation?
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Is there throat mutilation?
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Is there cannibalism?
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Is someone crushed to death?
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Is there shaving/cutting?
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Is someone buried alive?
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Is there amputation?
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Not really, she does use some breathing techniques though
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Does someone asphyxiate?
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Is there Achilles Tendon injury?
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Happens around 1 hour and 14-15 minutes in
gl155
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Is someone choked?
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Are any hands damaged?
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Is someone stabbed?
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A man falls through the hole and breaks his foot, revealing a visible bone sticking out.
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Does someone have a seizure?
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Does someone fall to their death?
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Does someone become unconscious?
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Does someone fall down stairs?
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Children
Is a minor sexualized?
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Does a kid die?
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A character talks about brutally killing two children
Ermer
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No, but an infant is abandoned
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Creepy Crawly
Are there bedbugs?
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Death
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A pet hamster.
gayfrog68
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Does a major character die?
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Does someone die?
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Does someone sacrifice themselves?
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Disability
Is the r-slur used?
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To the above comment, no because even though its a young child it could still be triggering to the actor
Sophia90
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Drugs/Alcohol
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No, but there’s significant drug use
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Family
Does a parent die?
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No, but the plot alludes to a parent featured (not the main character) passing/disappearing.
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Is a child's toy destroyed?
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Does a family member die?
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Does someone cheat?
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Is someone kidnapped?
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Fear
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Saw it today. Here are the bad ones:

- When Linda is looking at the crack on the roof in her apartment at the beginning, it breaks suddenly.

- Later, when Linda returns to her old apartment at night, she lays on the couch, smoking weed, and watching a movie. She begins asking Siri a question. As Siri answers, there’s a sudden loud noise from another room.

- Straight after that scene, Linda is walking around in the dark with a flashlight on. As she stands under the hole in the roof, a sudden light comes from it, accompanied by loud noise.

- When Linda and her daughter are in the car, after getting a hamster, and when the hamster is in the passenger’s seat beside Linda, they’re suddenly rear-ended.

- When Linda is meditating and focusing on a light, there’s a loud noise that punctuates the scene.

- A scene transition after Linda and James visit her old apartment begins with a loud knock on Linda’s windshield



feckhead
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A significant plot point concerns a hole in a ceiling, and the surreal visuals are pretty intense
HeatherEhch
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Are there razors?
S.A.F.E. ALTERNATIVES® (1-800-DONTCUT)
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Is someone possessed?
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Are there clowns?
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Are there ghosts?
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The ocean.
gayfrog68
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Are there mannequins?
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Is there a shower scene?
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Gross
Does someone vomit?
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"Throw up" is mentioned. There are moments where a character may keel over, cry, or cough, but no one gets sick on screen.
Smorgasbord
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Is there audio gore?
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If this is a trigger, towards the end of the movie when she pulls the tube the sounds are very disturbing
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Is there defecation?
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Is someone eaten?
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a clip from a movie (within the movie) is shown where a mother is shown with blood on her face and implied to be eating a baby.
monosnark
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Does someone wet/soil themselves?
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Does someone spit?
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Is there farting?
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Large-scale Violence
Are there 9/11 depictions?
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Law Enforcement
Is there copaganda?
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Is there incarceration?
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LGBTQ+
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Are there transphobic slurs?
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Is there deadnaming or birthnaming?
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Is an LGBT+ person outed?
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Is there bisexual cheating?
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Loss
Is a priceless artifact destroyed?
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Medical
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They are used to fill up an IV bag, nothing else.
gayfrog68
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many scenes in an outpatient eating disorder treatment center. no characters are institutionalized but the doctor mentions a character needing a higher level of care so alluding to being an inpatient.
swithstudios
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Is electro-therapy used?
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Does someone have cancer?
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Are there heart attacks?
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Yes
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many scenes take place in a hospital or therapists office. honestly avoid this film if this is a trigger.
swithstudios
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Is there menstruation?
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Mental Health
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One character runs off on a beach after experiencing a mental breakdown. We do not know what happens to her.

Main character at the end of the movie runs into the ocean repeatedly but waves push her back.
gayfrog68
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It’s not entirely clear, at the end she runs against the waves multiple times, but I can have a different reading imo
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Does someone self harm?
S.A.F.E. ALTERNATIVES® (1-800-DONTCUT)
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not in the traditional sense but character refuses to eat which leads to self harm and suicide is attempted by another at one point.
swithstudios
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Is there autism specific abuse?
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While never specifically stated, the daughter could be interpreted as having ARFID (Avoidant/Restrictive Food Intake Disorder)
Anonymous
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Is autism misrepresented?
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Is there misophonia?
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Numerous scenes where a character eats in a messy manner and the foley work is amped up.
McKenzieWilkes
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A woman slaps her therapist while experiencing a mental breakdown.
gayfrog68
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The main character keeps having seemingly stress induced flashbacks regarding a hole that opened up in their ceiling.

In general this is a very stressful movie with a lot of very stressful stuff happening to the main character.
gayfrog68
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The main character is having a really hard time sleeping and as such there are multiple scenes of briefly falling asleep or being almost asleep/half asleep.

Also every time the hole is being inspected.
gayfrog68
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Is there body dysmorphia?
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The whole movie is claustrophobic? From the scenes up close to her reality
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Is there D.I.D. misrepresentation?
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character describes feeling this way without using these words explicitly and the film edits in a way that reminds me of when i have experienced dissociation so it was triggering.
swithstudios
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This is a very stressful movie. The main character is very stressed out during most of this film. She is doing breathing exercises often in this movie.
gayfrog68
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Is there ABA therapy?
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No, BUT an eating disorder is the main subplot of this movie.
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They never diagnose anything on anyone but there are therapy scenes
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This is a really stressful movie, the main character is very stressed out during most of it and multiple people experience meltdowns in this movie.
gayfrog68
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Natural Disasters
Are there tsunamis?
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Noxious
Is there shakey cam?
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There are flashback sequences that mainly occur when she’s in the apartment staring at the hole in the ceiling or doing a certain breathing exercise. These flashbacks feature floating orbs that occasionally flash the screen
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Are there sudden loud noises?
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Does a baby cry?
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A baby's continuous crying is a plot point that exacerbates the mental decline of multiple characters.
KantainLion
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Is there screaming?
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A lot of mental breakdowns.
gayfrog68
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She runs into the water and gets submerged but we don’t see any scene under the water
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She flips off people all the time
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Paranoia
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One of the patients the MC treats admits to having followed her home once | MC keeps a baby monitor on her to monitor her kid at all times she’s away from the hotel at night
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Is the fourth wall broken?
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Pregnancy
Is a baby stillborn?
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Does someone miscarry?
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Does a pregnant person die?
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Is there childbirth?
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Are there abortions?
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There is a detailed confession of a character getting an abortion, including discussing the pain of the procedure and the regret. It is an emotionally devastating scene and could be very triggering.

***Spoiler***
The line "I aborted the wrong kid" may be deeply affecting for some audiences.
KantainLion
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Babies.
gayfrog68
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Prejudice
Are there fat jokes?
65 supporters
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A side character comments on his wife "being at the vending machine"
Anonymous
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Are there homophobic slurs?
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Are there "Man in a dress" jokes?
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characters talk about mentally ill people as if trying is enough to overcome their mental illness.
swithstudios
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Does an LGBT person die?
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Is a minority is misrepresented?
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Is there hate speech?
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9
Are there usages of the n-word?
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Yes
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Does the black guy die first?
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12
Is there aphobia?
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Race
Is there blackface?
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Relationships
Is there a large age gap?
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Religious
Are there demons or Hell?
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Yes
0
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Brief mention of it in a tv interview the main character watches, but nothing significant to the plot
HeatherEhch
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Sex
Is there bestiality?
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Are there incestuous relationships?
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Is there sexual content?
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Are there nude scenes?
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Is someone sexually objectified?
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Is there BDSM?
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Does someone lose their virginity?
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8
Sexism
Yes
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Sickness
Is there dementia/Alzheimer's?
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8
Yes
2
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0
a character has an eating disorder but it's not terminal. they are in treatment.
swithstudios
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character has an eating disorder, debatable if thats a chronic illness but they have a feeding tube the entire film.
swithstudios
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Does someone have a stroke?
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7
Social
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9
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Main character talks emotionally about having had an and regretting an abortion.
gayfrog68
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Are there fat suits?
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Is existentialism debated?
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Yes
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Not exactly, though the main character's apartment is destroyed by a flood in the beginning, leaving her to live out of a motel with her daughter for an indefinite period
HeatherEhch
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Spoiler
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up to interpretation
swithstudios
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Are there end credit scenes?
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Is Santa (et al) spoiled?
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Vehicular
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10
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Not unless we count the hamster
ButterRat
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Does a plane crash?
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Car honking.
gayfrog68
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Does a car crash?
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A car is shortly bumped in the back by another car. Characters are surprised and scared but it doesn't do any serious damage.
gayfrog68
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Violence
Is there blood/gore?
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Does someone drown?
48 supporters
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8
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Someone has a very violent encounter with the ocean. They don't drown, though.
ButterRat
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Is there gun violence?
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Is there a nuclear explosion?
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