If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
Movie • 2025 • Drama
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With her life crashing down around her, Linda, a Long Island-based therapist and mother, navigates her way through an emotional minefield.
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Abandonment
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Her patient when she asks to go to the bathroom
Her patient when she asks to go to the bathroom
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Is a child abandoned by a parent?
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Major plot point is a character abandoning a child. In general, the film's tension is drawn from the parental desire to be free of an increasingly burdensome situation.
It's riveting and intense throughout.
It's riveting and intense throughout.
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Does the abused become the abuser?
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Briefily her patient find where she’s living and said she’s been following her
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Is there domestic violence?
National Domestic Violence Hotline (1-800-799-7233)
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Are there abusive parents?
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a few discussions about abusive parents. a child is abandoned by one parent and the other parent seems more upset about the inconvenience.
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Abandonment is abuse.
They do also mentioned a case where a nanny stabs 2 kids
They do also mentioned a case where a nanny stabs 2 kids
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The main character is often depicted drinking as a means to escape from her situation.
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idk why the other person says it not used on screen, a character smokes weed multiple times on screen
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gayfrog68
The main character is depicted drinking often. It is not clarified or brought up in the movie but it seems that she is having a problem with alcohol abuse/addiction.
Other drugs are mentioned and weed is being used at some point, but not in any way that points to an addiction.
Other drugs are mentioned and weed is being used at some point, but not in any way that points to an addiction.
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Does a pet die?
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it’s a hamster. it happens right after the get the hamster on the car ride home. the hamster was in visible distress before the worst part happens & I closed my eyes but my boyfriend confirmed the hamster does die horribly.
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Are animals abused?
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swithstudios
hamster is hit, shoved, forced into a box and killed on screen
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Is there a dead animal?
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very graphic death of hamster on screen. it happens when linda gets out of the car after getting the hamster.
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KantainLion
Yes, graphically. The hamster is run over on traffic with almost excessive blood/gore. The event is very traumatic to the characters that watch it happen.
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Assault
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Her patient slaps her on the face
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Not really, but she covers her mouth into a pillow to scream
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Is someone restrained?
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A child is restrained for a medical procedure. The child is screaming and resisting violently.
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Bodily Harm
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You see bone when they go above the hole
Later on she pulls a tube out of the daughters stomach
Later on she pulls a tube out of the daughters stomach
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Does someone break a bone?
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Oh yea, whenever ASAP goes up the hole close your eyes
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Does someone struggle to breathe?
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Not really, she does use some breathing techniques though
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Are there dislocations?
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gayfrog68
A man falls through a hole and breaks his foot.
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Is there body horror?
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gayfrog68
A long feeding tube being slowly pulled out of someone's stomach.
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Children
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Does a kid die?
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Ermer
A character talks about brutally killing two children
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Creepy Crawly
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Death
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A pet hamster.
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Disability
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Is someone disabled played by able-bodied?
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gayfrog68
Does this apply to someone with an eating disorder? Should they find someone with an actual eating disorder to play a person with an eating disorder?
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Drugs/Alcohol
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Family
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Fear
Are there jump scares?
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At first when she sees the ceiling leaking
When she goes back to the house and look at the hole (when watching a movie)
A lot of scene transition is very loud and can be sudden
When she goes back to the house and look at the hole (when watching a movie)
A lot of scene transition is very loud and can be sudden
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Is trypophobic content shown?
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HeatherEhch
A significant plot point concerns a hole in a ceiling, and the surreal visuals are pretty intense
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Are there natural bodies of water?
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gayfrog68
The ocean.
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Is there audio gore?
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If this is a trigger, towards the end of the movie when she pulls the tube the sounds are very disturbing
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Large-scale Violence
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Loss
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Medical
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Is there a hospital scene?
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swithstudios
many scenes take place in a hospital or therapists office. honestly avoid this film if this is a trigger.
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Is there a mental institution scene?
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swithstudios
many scenes in an outpatient eating disorder treatment center. no characters are institutionalized but the doctor mentions a character needing a higher level of care so alluding to being an inpatient.
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Are needles/syringes used?
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gayfrog68
They are used to fill up an IV bag, nothing else.
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Mental Health
Does someone say "I'll kill myself"?
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (1-800-273-8255)
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Is reality unstable or unhinged?
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gayfrog68
The main character is having a really hard time sleeping and as such there are multiple scenes of briefly falling asleep or being almost asleep/half asleep.
Also every time the hole is being inspected.
Also every time the hole is being inspected.
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Are there anxiety attacks?
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gayfrog68
This is a very stressful movie. The main character is very stressed out during most of this film. She is doing breathing exercises often in this movie.
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Is there body dysphoria?
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swithstudios
no but eating disorders is a main plot point and weight goals are frequently mentioned.
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Does someone have a mental illness?
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They never diagnose anything on anyone but there are therapy scenes
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Does someone have a meltdown?
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gayfrog68
This is a really stressful movie, the main character is very stressed out during most of it and multiple people experience meltdowns in this movie.
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swithstudios
not in the traditional sense but character refuses to eat which leads to self harm and suicide is attempted by another at one point.
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Is there misophonia?
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McKenzieWilkes
Numerous scenes where a character eats in a messy manner and the foley work is amped up.
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Is there a claustrophobic scene?
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The whole movie is claustrophobic? From the scenes up close to her reality
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It’s not entirely clear, at the end she runs against the waves multiple times, but I can have a different reading imo
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Does someone have an eating disorder?
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While never specifically stated, the daughter could be interpreted as having ARFID (Avoidant/Restrictive Food Intake Disorder)
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swithstudios
character describes feeling this way without using these words explicitly and the film edits in a way that reminds me of when i have experienced dissociation so it was triggering.
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Is a mentally ill person violent?
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gayfrog68
A woman slaps her therapist while experiencing a mental breakdown.
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gayfrog68
One character runs off on a beach after experiencing a mental breakdown. We do not know what happens to her.
Main character at the end of the movie runs into the ocean repeatedly but waves push her back.
Main character at the end of the movie runs into the ocean repeatedly but waves push her back.
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Does someone suffer from PTSD?
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gayfrog68
The main character keeps having seemingly stress induced flashbacks regarding a hole that opened up in their ceiling.
In general this is a very stressful movie with a lot of very stressful stuff happening to the main character.
In general this is a very stressful movie with a lot of very stressful stuff happening to the main character.
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Natural Disasters
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Noxious
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Are there underwater scenes?
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She runs into the water and gets submerged but we don’t see any scene under the water
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Is there obscene language/gestures?
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She flips off people all the time
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Does a baby cry?
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A baby's continuous crying is a plot point that exacerbates the mental decline of multiple characters.
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Is there screaming?
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gayfrog68
A lot of mental breakdowns.
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Paranoia
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Are there abortions?
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There is a detailed confession of a character getting an abortion, including discussing the pain of the procedure and the regret. It is an emotionally devastating scene and could be very triggering.
***Spoiler***
The line "I aborted the wrong kid" may be deeply affecting for some audiences.
***Spoiler***
The line "I aborted the wrong kid" may be deeply affecting for some audiences.
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Are there babies or unborn children?
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gayfrog68
Babies.
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Prejudice
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Anonymous
A side character comments on his wife "being at the vending machine"
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Is there ableist language or behavior?
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swithstudios
characters talk about mentally ill people as if trying is enough to overcome their mental illness.
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Religious
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HeatherEhch
Brief mention of it in a tv interview the main character watches, but nothing significant to the plot
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Are there incestuous relationships?
National Sexual Assault Hotline 800.656.4673
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Sexism
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Sickness
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Does someone have a chronic illness?
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swithstudios
character has an eating disorder, debatable if thats a chronic illness but they have a feeding tube the entire film.
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Is someone terminally ill?
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swithstudios
a character has an eating disorder but it's not terminal. they are in treatment.
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Social
Are there anti-abortion themes?
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gayfrog68
Main character talks emotionally about having had an and regretting an abortion.
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Is someone homeless?
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HeatherEhch
Not exactly, though the main character's apartment is destroyed by a flood in the beginning, leaving her to live out of a motel with her daughter for an indefinite period
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Does it have a sad ending?
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up to interpretation
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Vehicular
Does a car honk or tires screech?
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Car honking.
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Does a car crash?
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gayfrog68
A car is shortly bumped in the back by another car. Characters are surprised and scared but it doesn't do any serious damage.
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Does someone drown?
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Attempted drowning, not successful
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