The Beef and Dairy Network

Podcast • 2015 • Comedy  

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Does the dog die?
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Dogs' deaths are mentioned in the show.
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Are animals abused?
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The sport of "Hogball" involves pigs being chased into a deep pit. While the pigs are unharmed, a listener could potentially interpret this as animal abuse.
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Does a cat die?
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Does an animal die?
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Does a pet die?
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A pet dog is ripped in half by a giant baby. Eli Roberts kills his prize bull, Malcolm.
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Is someone sexually assaulted?
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Were animals harmed in the making?
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It's a show about the beef industry. Dead animals are present in it.
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Does someone vomit?
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Is there pedophilia?
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Is an animal abandoned?
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Is a child abused?
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Most characters in the show who have kids also have a strained relationship with said kids. However, child abuse doesn't really occur on-"screen."
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A person guilty of stealing an onion gets their eyes pecked out by birds as part of a holiday celebration.
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Is a woman brutalized for spectacle?
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It's an audio medium, and the gore isn't graphically described.
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Is a minor sexualized?
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Does someone die by suicide?
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Is someone tortured?
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Painful electric shocks are administered to rid somebody of a lamb addiction.
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Are rabbits harmed?
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Is rape mentioned?
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Is there bestiality?
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A man's genitals are destroyed by his tendency to produce massive kidney stones. Multiple people get their genitals ripped off by milking machines.
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Does someone self harm?
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Is there domestic violence?
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Does a kid die?
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Is there body horror?
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Are there incestuous relationships?
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Eli Roberts married his mother.
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Are there jump scares?
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Does it have a sad ending?
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D**k jokes are pretty common.
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Is there blood/gore?
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Is there finger/toe mutilation?
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Are any teeth damaged?
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Does a head get squashed?
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Are there transphobic slurs?
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Are there end credit scenes?
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Is there audio gore?
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It isn't described in detail, but unpleasant deaths and mutilations do occur on the show.
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Is someone burned alive?
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Are there abusive parents?
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Is there a hanging?
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Are there nude scenes?
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Is there decapitation?
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Are there homophobic slurs?
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Are there fat jokes?
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Are there flashing lights or images?
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Is there defecation?
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Is there shakey cam?
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Is there throat mutilation?
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Does a non-human character die?
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Is there cannibalism?
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The "Fifth Meat" comes from an alien-human hybrid.
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Is there shaving/cutting?
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Are there "Man in a dress" jokes?
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Are there sudden loud noises?
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Is someone crushed to death?
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A character, who is portrayed as unsympathetic, advocates for eugenics against those he believes to be mentally unfit. This advocacy is pushed back against by the podcast host.
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Is autism misrepresented?
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Is someone sexually objectified?
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Does a dragon die?
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Is there amputation?
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Characters are frequently reduced to their head, lungs, liver and a**s which implies the amputation of other limbs. it doesn't happen on-air, however.

Additionally, people getting their genitals ripped off by cattle milking machines does occur.
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Is someone buried alive?
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Are needles/syringes used?
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Are there bugs?
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Bees are mentioned as being part of a tomb's security system.
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Is someone eaten?
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Is a baby stillborn?
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Is there copaganda?
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Is there misophonia?
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Does someone have an eating disorder?
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Is there deadnaming or birthnaming?
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Is a child abandoned by a parent?
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Is there blackface?
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A man nearly drowns in urine.
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While Eli Roberts displays possible symptoms of mental illness, he is described as being more aware of his actions than average people. At minimum, he is sane enough to stand trial.
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Does someone drown?
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A character comes close to drowning in urine.
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Does someone asphyxiate?
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Is the r-slur used?
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Is there a large age gap?
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Is there dementia/Alzheimer's?
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Is there Achilles Tendon injury?
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Are there anti-abortion themes?
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A gay man is killed due to the extensive machinations of his resentful brother.
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Does someone miscarry?
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Is trypophobic content shown?
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Does someone break a bone?
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Is a child's toy destroyed?
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A woman is institutionalized to be cured of her lamb addiction.
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Sort of. The statement "There are only four meats" is used extensively during the show, despite the fact that a Fifth Meat exists.
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People who talk about the Fifth Meat are shot. The host is generally pretty good about telling people when gun violence is about to occur, though.
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Is someone drugged?
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Is there hate speech?
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Is a minority misrepresented?
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Does a parent die?
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Is an infant abducted?
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Does a major character die?
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It's urine, but yes.
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Are there usages of the n-word?
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Does someone suffer from PTSD?
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Is there childbirth?
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Are there fat suits?
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Is someone restrained?
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The narrator occasionally interacts with a character named Bimpsie. Whether or not these interactions are real is debatable.
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Is an LGBT+ person outed?
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Is there BDSM?
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Is someone abused with a belt?
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Does a woman get slapped?
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Does a pregnant person die?
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Electro-therapy is used in an attempt to cure lamb addiction.
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Is there a claustrophobic scene?
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Does someone wet/soil themselves?
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Is there body dysmorphia?
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Is someone choked?
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Are any hands damaged?
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Does a family member die?
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Does a car crash?
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Is someone hit by a car?
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Is there bisexual cheating?
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Is there D.I.D. misrepresentation?
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Is there addiction?
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Lamb (as in the meat) is a highly addictive substance in the show's universe.
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Is someone terminally ill?
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Is someone stabbed?
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Is someone stalked?
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One of the hosts of Jumanjaniacs is described as stalking his co-host.
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Are there anxiety attacks?
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Are there dislocations?
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Does someone cheat?
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Are there razors?
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Does someone die?
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Several someones.
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Does someone have cancer?
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Does the black guy die first?
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Are there abortions?
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Does a baby cry?
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Does someone have a seizure?
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Are there snakes?
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Eli Roberts brutally beats a nameless character while in prison.
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Is there Aphobia?
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Does someone abuse alcohol?
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Is there ABA therapy?
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Are there heart attacks?
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Are there bedbugs?
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Does someone overdose?
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Does a plane crash?
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Is someone watched without knowing?
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Are there babies or unborn children?
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Does someone have a stroke?
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Is someone possessed?
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Does someone fall down stairs?
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Is there a hospital scene?
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Does someone lose their virginity?
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Does someone fall to their death?
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Is there body dysphoria?
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Is there farting?
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A character is mentioned as being able to use his a**s to launch darts. It is not, however, depicted.
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Is existentialism debated?
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Does someone have a chronic illness?
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Is there screaming?
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Does someone sacrifice themselves?
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Is someone's mouth covered?
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Does someone spit?
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Is someone kidnapped?
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Are there clowns?
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A reverend is one of the interviewees on the show.
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Is there a nuclear explosion?
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Are there demons or Hell?
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Lamb and mint both have a narcotic effect in universe.
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Is the fourth wall broken?
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Lamb addiction is treated as a real mental illness in-universe. The narrator may, debatably, experience hallucinations.
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Are there underwater scenes?
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Is there a shower scene?
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Is there obscene language/gestures?
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Are there sharks?
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Does someone become unconscious?
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Does someone have a meltdown?
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Are there ghosts?
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Are there tsunamis?
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Is Santa (et al) spoiled?
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Eli Roberts is imprisoned. He rapidly takes over the prison, but the other inmates are still incarcerated.
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Are there 9/11 depictions?
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Is a priceless artifact destroyed?
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Is there menstruation?
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Parsnip Flendercroft of the Bovine Farmer's Union drives his car into the sea.
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A character is reduced to living in his car due to a lamb addiction.
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Are there spiders?
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Is there autism specific abuse?
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Does a car honk or tires screech?
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Is an animal sad?
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Does a horse die?
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Are there alligators/crocodiles??
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Are there mannequins?
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