Zero Punctuation
TV Show • 2007 • Short
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The Escapist's groundbreaking video review series. Every episode Zero Punctuation picks apart the games so you don't have to. Called "hilariously cutting ... first legitimate breakout hit from the gaming community in recent memory" by Boing Boing, see why gamers love it and developers fear it.
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Are animals abused?
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In one episode, difficulty settings are represented by a kitten, a tomcat, and a tiger. The highest difficulty setting is someone in a cat costume, which the rest are terrified of.
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A pretentious artist stabs himself in the eyes with a pair of scissors in protest when told he has to cut out a couple scenes from his game.
Yahtzee is often depicted bleeding from the eyes if the game he's reviewing is on the 3DS
Yahtzee is often depicted bleeding from the eyes if the game he's reviewing is on the 3DS
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Is there domestic violence?
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Is there sexual content?
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Oh no, everyone can see my b*m
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Are there fat jokes?
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Over-muscled protagonists are derided as "fat."
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Is someone sexually objectified?
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It's one of Yahtzee's pet peeves when a game can sell like pancakes just because it has a pretty girl with a skimpy costume on the cover
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Does someone say "I'll kill myself"?
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But only to show that it's bad, mind you. Holocaust denial is brought up as the pinnacle of human degeneracy.
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Does the abused become the abuser?
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Is reality unstable or unhinged?
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In the BioShock 2 episode, Yahtzee jokes that reality must be about to implode because a quick-time event made a game BETTER, rather than worse.
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Does a woman get slapped?
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Does someone have cancer?
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Does someone abuse alcohol?
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Yahtzee jokes about drinking heavily as both a hobby and a lifestyle.
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Is there farting?
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Breaking wind or worse is used to convey annoyance
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Puff the Magic Dragon is force-fed pot.
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Is there obscene language/gestures?
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Yahtzee hands out The Bird like candy.
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Are there ghosts?
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The "man in a tattered sheet" type.
A crude Dracula mask is used to illustrate poor Horror games.
A crude Dracula mask is used to illustrate poor Horror games.
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Are there transphobic slurs?
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Papers Please: A soviet border crossing has a neon sign that shows that the latest group being discriminated against are trans-sexuals.
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Does someone drown?
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Yahtzee drowns someone in a mud puddle for being stupid.
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Is someone burned alive?
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Yahtzee will occasionally blowtorch something he finds especially upsetting.
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Does a kid die?
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A child dies from an accident involving someone juggling them plus a chainsaw and various other things.
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Are there bugs?
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Literal bugs to illustrate game glitches. The Hollow Knight episode depicts the Knight as an actual beetle, rather than the stylized way the game does.
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'I'm Contemplating Suicide' jokes
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Is a mentally ill person violent?
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People who are insane are shown being encouraged to 'Kil the w*res!' by a giant, floating, disembodied cat's head.
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Does someone attempt suicide?
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Is there body dysmorphia?
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A nameless character's slow mutation is used to illustrate effective body horror.
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Does a pregnant person die?
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Yahtzee describes a hypothetical scenario wherein two pregnant women have to eat each other's babies.
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Does someone miscarry?
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"Webcomics" episode: "CTRL-ALT-DELETE"'s "Loss" comic is depicted a heckova lot worse than the MC's girlfriend crying in a hospital bed.
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Is there addiction?
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Yahtzee is an alcoholic
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Does a dragon die?
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And it's skin is used to make a funny hat.
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Is there hate speech?
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Only to illustrate how bad it is. Holocaust denial is often brought up as the lowest depth of human degeneracy.
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Is there ableist language or behavior?
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Yahtzee uses the R-word about things he finds lacking and questions the developers parentage (ie, their mom is also their favorite aunt).
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Are there natural bodies of water?
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Several games take place at sea
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Is someone possessed?
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Yahtzee posits a situation wherein someone is possessed, but the demon only does mundane things while the former occupant slowly goes insane from boredom to convey his feelings on 'Animal Crossing.'
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Overly-edgy games are represented by the protagonist cutting themselves with razor blades while singing "Crawling In my Skin."
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Are there incestuous relationships?
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Is there amputation?
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limb loss in horror games represented by a sprite's arm or leg being pulled off
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Is someone tortured?
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Yahtzee occasionally shows himself torturing or preparing to torture games he hates. He also jokes about keeping homeless people locked up in his basement.
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Is there dementia/Alzheimer's?
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Yahtzee jokes about having it at times
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Does it have a sad ending?
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Non-narrative review series.
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