Postal

Movie • 2007 • Action  

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The story begins with a regular Joe who tries desperately to seek employment, but embarks on a violent rampage when he teams up with cult leader Uncle Dave. Their first act is to heist an amusement park, only to learn that the Taliban are planning the same heist as well. Chaos ensues, and now the Postal Dude must not only take on terrorists but also political figures.
This movie contains 45 potentially triggering events.
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Your Triggers
Does the dog die?
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nerd_hazard
Champ is assumed dead at one point, but later shows up in the back of a police car
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Unanswered Triggers
Does a pet die?
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Is there pedophilia?
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Uwe Boll says he's attracted to children (In movie Uwe Boll, I hope the real one isn't like this)
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Is an animal abandoned?
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Is an animal sad?
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Is a woman brutalized for spectacle?
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Are rabbits harmed?
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Does a head get squashed?
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Are there abusive parents?
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Are there transphobic slurs?
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Abandonment
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A woman with a stroller sees a van incoming and dashes out of the way, leaving the stroller in the van's path path in an absurd display of how terrible the people in the town are. The stroller is destroyed but the infant itself is not shown.
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Abuse
Is someone stalked?
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A character is constantly verbally abused by their spouse, often while the spouse is committing at least one act of infidelity.

Later on, the abusee uses dynamite to blow up his house with the spouse and two of her sexual partners. It is played for laughs.
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Is someone gaslighted?
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Is a child abused?
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Addiction
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PartialCrib3000
The main character and his uncle at some point become high off of a drug.
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Is there addiction?
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Animal
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Sibelos
From what i've heard no, the cat that was used as a silencer was just an Animatronic. The monkeys in one scene are clearly CGI.
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Does a horse die?
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Does an animal die?
(besides a dog, cat or horse)
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Are animals abused?
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nerd_hazard
One scene of a cat being attached to a gun and used as a suppressor, cat is assumed to be fine after
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Is there a dead animal?
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Does a cat die?
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Despite being used as a silencer, the cat survives.
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Does a dragon die?
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Are there spiders?
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Are there snakes?
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Are there bugs?
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Assault
Is rape mentioned?
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PartialCrib3000
"...will be raped by a thousand monkeys!"
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A man is raped by a group of monkeys.
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The scene with the monkeys.
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Sibelos
A man is shown being raped by Monkeys but its brief and not much is shown, also the monkeys are clearly CGI.
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Bodily Harm
Is there shaving/cutting?
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Does someone struggle to breathe?
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Is there cannibalism?
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Is someone crushed to death?
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Is someone burned alive?
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Is someone buried alive?
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Is there amputation?
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Is there Achilles Tendon injury?
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Is there a hanging?
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Are any teeth damaged?
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Does someone have a seizure?
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Uwe Boll gets shot in the crotch and dies in one scene.
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Is there finger/toe mutilation?
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Is someone tortured?
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Is there eye mutilation?
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Sibelos
While gore isn't as frequent as it is in the game it's based on, it's still pretty gory.
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Children
Does a kid die?
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lefthalfataxia
There are SO many that die in the Little Germany Festival scene. There are piles upon piles.
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Sibelos
No, but Uwe Boll says he gets horny around kids, another character reacts with "Are you fucking kidding me?"
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Death
Does a non-human character die?
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Disability
Is the r-slur used?
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There is a severely mentally handicapped member of the terrorist group in the film whose behavior is exaggerated and played for laughs.
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Family
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PartialCrib3000
The cast is at some point kidnapped.
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Does a parent die?
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Does someone cheat?
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Early on, a neighbor chastises the main character for his wifes excessively loud lovemaking. The mc rebukes these claims by pointing out he wasn't home at the time of the accusation, causing a revelation. Afterwards, the flagrancy of the spouse's infidelity is used at the butt of several jokes
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Is a child's toy destroyed?
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Fear
Are there jumpscares?
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Is someone possessed?
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Are there ghosts?
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Are there clowns?
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Is there a shower scene?
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Gross
Does someone wet/soil themselves?
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Does someone vomit?
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lefthalfataxia
One of the ladies in the mail truck vomits, however, it looks extremely fake and like yogurt. It is not very audible and it rolls for a few seconds. It is sort of a small cutscene.
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Does someone spit?
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Is there audio gore?
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Large-scale Violence
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The movie opens with a 9/11 joke.
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Law Enforcement
Is there copaganda?
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Medical
Is electro-therapy used?
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Is there a mental institution scene?
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Is there a hospital scene?
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Does someone have cancer?
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Mental Health
Does someone self harm?
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Al Qaeda has a member that is blatantly mentally handicapped and is often volunteered to perform suicide missions, none of which succeed.
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M30w_M1x
Dude's wife is shown eating very loudly for gross out gags, as well as the daughter of the convenience store manager chewing gum loudly
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Is there body dysmorphia?
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Are there anxiety attacks?
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Is there a claustrophobic scene?
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Does someone have an eating disorder?
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Is there autism specific abuse?
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Noxious
Does a baby cry?
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Is there shakey cam?
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PartialCrib3000
Constant swearing.
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Are there flashing lights or images?
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Paranoia
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the postal movie is mentioned to canonically exist in the postal movie
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Pregnancy
Is a baby stillborn?
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Is there childbirth?
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Are there abortions?
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Does someone miscarry?
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Does a pregnant person die?
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Prejudice
Are there fat jokes?
27 supporters
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Sibelos
Postal dude's wife.
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Does the black guy die first?
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giwake
During a walkie-talkie conversation, one of the characters asks "Why do you sound all queer?"
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Sibelos
The little germany scene has a ton of n*zi references, from disguises with h*tler mustaches, to Uwe Boll saying that his movies are financed with n*zi gold.
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KeyboardNoise
They say that the Pope wears a dress
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Is there hate speech?
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A black cop makes a loud racist rant about basicaly every other variant of non-white.

After a public speaker has their self help book shoplifted by Bin Laden, makes a remark that starts with "freaking arabs" and ends with a bafflingly disparaging remark about the kaaba.
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Nearly every minority identity that was in the public consciousness in 2007 has at least one joke at their expense.
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Someone is murdered just as they realize they're gay, grope a woman's breast in their final moment alive, and die after making the concession that they're bi.
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MajesticAlpha
A crippled man is being exploited for money by having him seem homeless in a wheelchair.
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Are there n-words?
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Sibelos
A cop says that a "bitch called me a n****r"
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Relationships
Is there a large age gap?
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Sex
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PartialCrib3000
Very frequent sex jokes and in a couple instances onscreen sex.
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PartialCrib3000
A character asks another if the main character's wife is "a good f*ck", to which he responds with yes and that he has had sex with her many times.
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So many boobs.
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Is there bestiality?
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A group of monkeys rape a man.
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Are there incestuous relationships?
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48 supporters
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nerd_hazard
A couple references to incest, doesn't outright happen though
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Social
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Harry is homeless, technically.
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Are there fat suits?
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PartialCrib3000
The main character's wife.
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Spoiler
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The movie ends with a nuclear apocalypse, but it's framed with the notion that nothing of value will be lost.
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Vehicular
Does a car crash?
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Does a car honk or tires screech?
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Does a plane crash?
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The film opens with a joke featuring the hijackers that struck the north wtc tower
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Sibelos
A baby is also hit by a car.
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Violence
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PartialCrib3000
The film ends with nuclear bombs dropping.
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Is there blood/gore?
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Does someone drown?
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It's briefly mentioned that several people drowned
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PartialCrib3000
Where to begin? The main character becomes a gun-toting maniac and there are frequent examples of gun violence. At a theme park, several civilians are gunned down, including children. The main character commits a mass shooting at the end of the movie. A police officer fires at a woman in her car. Etc.
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