The Best Christmas Pageant Ever

Movie • 2024  

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The Herdmans – Gladys, Claude, Imogene, Leroy, Ollie and Ralph – are undeniably the worst kids in the history of the world. They lie, steal, cheat, bully and overall terrorize their small community. But this Christmas, they’re taking over their local church Pageant – and they just might unwittingly teach a shocked little town the true meaning of Christmas.
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Does the dog die?
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Does a cat die?
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Is there eye mutilation?
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Is there finger/toe mutilation?
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Does a head get squashed?
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Are there spiders?
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Is there autism specific abuse?
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Are there flashing lights or images?
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Are there end credit scenes?
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Abandonment
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The herdman children are abandoned by their father and their mother is never home
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Abuse
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While no violence, the herdman children are being abused in the form of neglect.
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Is there domestic violence?
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Is a woman brutalized for spectacle?
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Imagene is gaslighted
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Is a child abused?
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While no violence, the herdman children are being abused in the form of neglect.
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Does a horse die?
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Does an animal die?
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It's offscreen and only implied; during a montage of the Herdmans acting up, one of them brings their feral cat into the classroom for show-and-tell. A boy with a fishbowl is seen crying over it, now empty; the book has the cat eat all the classroom fish, but the film doesn't show this at all, meaning the fish could plausibly have just fallen out.
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Is there a dead animal?
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Is an animal sad?
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Are rabbits harmed?
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Does a pet die?
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A cat eats a child's pet fish offscreen.
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Assault
Is someone drugged?
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Is there pedophilia?
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Is rape mentioned?
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Charlie is bully directly and all children bullied by the herdmans
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Is someone sexually assaulted?
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Bodily Harm
Is there throat mutilation?
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Is there decapitation?
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Is there cannibalism?
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Is there genital trauma/mutilation?
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Original pageant leader gets two broken legs. Doesn’t happen on screen, just seen in casts
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Is someone stabbed?
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Is there excessive gore?
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Children
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Is a minor sexualized?
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Disability
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Gross
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Safe :)
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Is there audio gore?
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Law Enforcement
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Mentions at the end of the film that one of the kids is incarcerated
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Medical
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Noxious
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Kids screaming
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Pregnancy
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There is a scene where multiple babies are shown as options for baby Jesus in the pageant. However a doll is used in the end
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Are there "Man in a dress" jokes?
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Actually removed the fat jokes from the book.
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Women are mostly shown to conform to 1970s-era gender roles.
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Is there hate speech?
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Low-income children are treated callously over their situation but most of the people who do this see the error in their ways by the end.
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The entire movie revolves around the church and the true story of Christmas and Jesus’s birth
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Sex
Are there nude scenes?
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Is there bestiality?
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Does someone lose their virginity?
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Is someone sexually objectified?
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Is there sexual content?
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Is there BDSM?
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Spoiler
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Violence
Is there gun violence?
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