Ted
Movie • 2012 • Comedy
ReportJohn Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.
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Does the abused become the abuser?
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icallitjustice
I wouldn’t call a child being hit by someone they don’t know child abuse (as other comments suggested), but the childs relationship with his father is very strange and could be signs of an abusive relationship
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msegirls
a child mentions that his dad gave him an “ouch” when he cursed
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ted mentions that john shot a squirrel out of a tree with a bb gun, and they tried to perform cpr on it, to which john replies that they crushed its ribcage and accidentally killed it
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Is there a dead animal?
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liskoihminen
Parts of a dead lobster are used in a joke.
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Does a woman get slapped?
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Is there pedophilia?
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icallitjustice
Mention of it. Ted says that a mans son “might also be his lover”
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Not necessarily drugged, but two characters are offered cocaine at a party and are kind of pressured into doing it.
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Are there jokes about sexual assault on men?
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icallitjustice
More a joke about assault in general. A character says “if I get raped its my fault because of what i was wearing” as a joke
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Is there genital trauma/mutilation?
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icallitjustice
Yes, John makes a point thay he’s crying because a tv (which fell off the side) landed on his genitals. He’s also whipped on the backside with a metal rod by Ted.
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Is there body horror?
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icallitjustice
Ted the bear gets split in half but he’s not human (or animal)
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Does someone become unconscious?
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icallitjustice
Yes, Ted
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Does someone fall to their death?
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icallitjustice
Ted falls after already being ripped apart, it isnt the fall that kills him, nor would it have
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icallitjustice
No but Ted mentions a mans son could also be his lover
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Does a kid die?
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No child deaths, although a man does punch a child in the face
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Death
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icallitjustice
Yes but he comes back to life
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Is the r-slur used?
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When Ted comes back to life, he acts like he has mental disabilities. He then stops acting like that and says 'I'm just kidding, I thought it would be funny if you thought I was r*tarded'.
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Is a child's toy destroyed?
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Does someone vomit?
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stephhrehe
Gagging in the resturant by a bunch of buissness men when ted and tami lynn leave the double date and john farts
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Is there on-screen pooping?
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icallitjustice
No but there is mention of poop on the floor and Ted describes that a woman did it as a dare, then another woman has to clean it up
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icallitjustice
But there are jokes
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Are there transphobic slurs?
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SiRenfield
Mild but the phrase “chicks with dicks” is used when Ted goes through John’s search history, implying he likes looking at trans porn which is painted as a gross perverted fetish in itself
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Are needles/syringes used?
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icallitjustice
Needle is used to sew ted back up
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Helpfulpapa
They make a bad joke about someone they dont like dying from a serious medical disease at the end of the movie.
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Does someone attempt suicide?
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Does someone die by suicide?
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Does someone say "I'll kill myself"?
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Are there fat jokes?
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There is constant fat shaming to an overweight child. He is called named like 'Susan Boyle' and 'Tubby Mcfatf*ck' by Ted.
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No but some jokes about jewish and muslim people
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just boobs for a few seconds at a party
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Terminal illness is mentioned but not shown.
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Ted hits a parked car while bringing John to work
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CatGeck
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