Were the Millers
Movie • 2013 • Comedy
ReportA veteran pot dealer creates a fake family as part of his plan to move a huge shipment of weed into the U.S. from Mexico.
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DaniSo
There is not outright abuse portrayed on screen. However, one character is a teenager who is living alone after his mother "left for a drink about a week ago", and another ran away from home and it is implied they had bad parents. Both characters are technically adults during the course of the film, though one of them just celebrated their 18th birthday.
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Is there domestic violence?
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The whole premise of the movie is smuggling/dealing marijuana.
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Is there addiction?
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The movie plot revolves around drug dealers and drug smugglers. No one is outwardly stated to be addicted, however.
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Are there spiders?
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A character gets bitten by a huge tarantula that is seen several times over the course of the movie.
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Are there sharks?
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A shark gets killed by an orca
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Is an animal sad?
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Presumably the shark was sad as it was eaten.
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jamieblazej
The drug supplier has an enormous fish tank and he has an orca that eats a shark on-screen. You see a small amount of blood and the shark wiggling in the orca’s mouth.
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Are there bugs?
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A spider is a plot point
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Are there jokes about sexual assault on men?
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It happens after the Mexican police officer shows up. It's quite awful.
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Towards the middle of the film, a teenaged boy is coerced into giving a blowjob to an adult man. It is thankfully diverted, but the entire discussion around it is a prolonged scene, and the only character who treats it seriously is the almost-victim. Another character pretends to have been wanting an orgy in order to avoid being caught trying to steal and is groped, all while appearing very uncomfortable. There is also a scene where a character puts on a strip tease in order to escape being murdered. A young woman is forcibly kissed by a man who starts to rape her, but is stopped. We see him climb on top of her and her fighting back. It happens, and also ends, very suddenly. Unlike the earlier scenes, this one is treated seriously.
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Is there eye mutilation?
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You don’t see the event happen, but one character has a wonky eye that has a big scar around it.
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Does a head get squashed?
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Two characters believe this happened but fortunately they were incorrect.
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Does someone break a bone?
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There is a fight scene that’s super short and doesn’t involve any major characters, but you see one character twist a man’s arm and his bones crack.
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Is someone tortured?
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No, but they are threatened with torture a few times.
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Is there genital trauma/mutilation?
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One of the main characters gets bitten by a spider on their genitals which then causes a large amount of swelling that is shown on screen and then hospitalisation.
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Is someone kidnapped?
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The main character is kidnapped.
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Are there clowns?
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Extremely briefly shown at a carnival scene. You have to really be looking to see any.
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Is there a shower scene?
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There is very much a shower scene and it is shown in a highly suggestive manner.
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WFarkas
Yeah in the first couple minutes a baby spits up. Just look away when a lady opens the door holding a baby.
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Is there audio gore?
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During a fight scene a man’s bones arm is broken and you can hear them snap
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Is there a hospital scene?
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We see the family waiting in the waiting room of a hospital. It is a brief scene towards the end of the movie.
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Does someone say "I'll kill myself"?
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says something in a graphic manor about the method
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A character freaks out after being bit by a spider in a way that might could trigger an anxiety attack. He is rapidly breathing and having trouble explaining his injury, clearly in pain, and it ends with him passing out.
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Does someone die by suicide?
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Early in the movie a club scene has painfully flashing lights.
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Are there babies or unborn children?
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There seems to be but it is not a real baby.
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No actual characters are misgendered. However, there is a brief discussion regarding someone imagining performing fellatio on the penis of "any woman he likes", and the response is "I'm not sure I agree with that logic." This can either be read as the character disagreeing with the idea of a woman having a penis, or that even if the person with a penis was a woman it wouldn't change that he doesn't want to perform fellatio.
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Is there ableist language or behavior?
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There is a brief scene where a wheelchair-bound character is dumped out of his chair. He is not permanently disabled, and is able to stand a few moments later. The character who does the dumping is immediately chastised, and the humor is more on the character being a jerk rather than the disabled character being hurt.
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Is there hate speech?
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Despite there being characters of various different backgrounds, and this being a comedy, they are all pretty accepting of each other and the circumstances they find themselves in.
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Does the black guy die first?
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As far as I can remember, no one actually dies in the film, though they do come close.
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Does an LGBT person die?
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The only openly LGBT person is a side character not involve in any violent scenes.
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There are several sex jokes, scenes in a strip bar where there are several scantily clad women dancing in a suggestive manner, a scene where two couples discuss swinging and grope a female character, talk about prostitution, a scene where a character asks for a blowjob, an erection joke, and one of the character's virginity is a plot point.
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No but there is a kissing scene between people posing as a family
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Is someone hit by a car?
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Someone is accidentally hit by the RV backing up but is completely fine later.
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There is a small amount of blood. There is also a scene where we see a swollen and infected testicle. It is very brief, but graphic, including popped veins.
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Is there gun violence?
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The main plot involves drug dealers, who often carry guns. There is one scene where a gun is used to hold characters hostage, and another where police are seen pointing guns at people they're about to arrest. I don't recall any guns being fired, however.
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