You Dont Mess With the Zohan
Movie • 2008 • Action
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An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
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He drinks chickens. like DRINKS
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some guys said they would but it dosent happen
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Zohan flashes back to being tied to a chair with his arms behind his back. His captor chops Zohan's hand off and laughs but is then killed with the hand he chopped off stabs him in the chest then the hand holds a bottle Zohan drinks. This is a done in a comedic way no blood.
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After Zohan drives in the car, the man comes out and vomites, it's really gross looking but to me with my bad emetophobia it wasn't even that bad
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Someone puts a piranha on them to prove they don't feel pain, but it's not to self harm
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A character is called a "fagala" for wanting to cut hair
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there’s A LOT of sexual content, mainly zohan hooking up with his clients and lots of sexual jokes or implications
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Zohan does the thug shake but you can only see his ass
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Someone fakes their death by drowning. They are shown moments later to be fine
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