If the Emperor Had a Text to Speech Device
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The Emperor wants to know what happened to his left eye. Rogal tells him that it was poked out by his Iron Halo by accident.
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Rogal Dorn is seen consulting the Pain Gauntlet at several points, to the point that his hand falls off.
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A group of children is run down by a motorcycle.
A Plaguebearer, whom Epidemus loves like a son, is shot.
A Plaguebearer, whom Epidemus loves like a son, is shot.
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The Custodes (minus Kitten) are all flamboyant, scantily-clad homosexual men, with supersoldier phisique on full display.
A man looking at naughty pictures triggers a chain-reaction of executions, culminating with the planet being nuked into space dust.
The 'Gilbert Gottfreid reads Erotica' sketch is parodied.
The Emperor reminisces about his... exploits... at one point.
A man looking at naughty pictures triggers a chain-reaction of executions, culminating with the planet being nuked into space dust.
The 'Gilbert Gottfreid reads Erotica' sketch is parodied.
The Emperor reminisces about his... exploits... at one point.
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Rogal Dorn's hand falls off from using the Pain Gauntlet for every little decicion.
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Is someone burned alive?
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A squadron of soldiers and one knight are accidentally teleported into a sun. This is predictably very painful and traumatic for all involved.
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Yeah, lots, but they were all bad.
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Demonic flies near Nurgle-worshippers.
Insectoid aliens called Tyranids make cameos.
Insectoid aliens called Tyranids make cameos.
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The Emperor is, in fact, incensed at the implication that racism might exist at all.
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This is Warhammer 40,000, where religeous intolerance and xenophobia is a survival mechanism rather than just being a jerk.
The Emperor has some choice words to say about religeon in general.
The Emperor states that girls are yucky at one point.
The Emperor is deeply upset that nearly all of his Custodes (royal guards) came out as flamboyant homosexuals in his absence.
Magnus hates his brother Leman Russ, who is a wolf-kin.
Skarbrand hates literally everything in the whole universe and lets everyone within earshot know about it.
The Emperor has some choice words to say about religeon in general.
The Emperor states that girls are yucky at one point.
The Emperor is deeply upset that nearly all of his Custodes (royal guards) came out as flamboyant homosexuals in his absence.
Magnus hates his brother Leman Russ, who is a wolf-kin.
Skarbrand hates literally everything in the whole universe and lets everyone within earshot know about it.
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Dominique's neck breaks when his corpse is possessed.
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A group of children is run down by a motorcycle.
Tanks run people over.
Tanks run people over.
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Cegorach The Laughing God and his acolytes, the Harlequins are encountered.
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Fyodor is indwelled by the Star Child.
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Nurgle worshippers, what with Nurgle being the Chaos god of Diseases and all...
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An Exterminatus (basically, nuking a planet until it stops being a planet any more) is shown.
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Is a priceless artifact destroyed?
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The Emperor is upset at his namesake space battleships (irreplaceable because of Lost Technology utilized in their construction) being destroyed in kamikaze attacks.
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