Robin Hood comes home after fighting in the Crusades to learn that the noble King Richard is in exile and that the despotic King John now rules England, with the help of the Sheriff of Rottingham. Robin Hood assembles a band of fellow patriots to do battle with King John and the Sheriff.
No, but: The villain abducts the heroine and attempts to rape her onscreen. The attempt is interrupted, and the whole thing is played for laughs, with the assumption that the audience will know this isn't the kind of movie where the attempt would succeed.
An old woman plans to get a man drunk so he'll sleep with her, but that doesn't happen. After that same man falls through her roof, she climbs onto him and touches him sexually, much to his horror. After another woman refuses to marry that man, he kidnaps her and tries to rape her.
There is a string of jokes about a man receiving unwanted advances from a woman he considers unattractive, including a scene where she holds him down on her bed and touches him sexually.
One of the characters is a rabbi who offers to circumcise the characters using a miniature guillotine, but it doesn't actually happen during the movie.
Robin's tongue is stretched out of his mouth with a metal device beyond what is humanly possible. In a later scene, Robin says "lend me your ears" to a crowd of people and they literally rip off their ears and throw them at him.
No heads are squashed, but while the Sheriff hangs upside down under his horse, his horse runs off, resulting in the Sheriff bashing his head on the ground with each step the horse takes.
No teeth are damaged, but it's worth mentioning that when Robin is taken to his cell, his tongue is pulled and stretched out with a tong. While the Sheriff meets with a man with an Italian accent, the man mentions that his servant had his tongue cut out in the past.
No one is burned alive, but in the opening scene, a village is burned down. Additionally, while Robin and the Sheriff fight in front of Marian, the Sheriff backs into a fireplace and burns his behind.
No amputation occurs on screen, but there are several mentions of offscreen removal of body parts, including a minor character whose tongue was removed at some point in the past. Another character is a mohel, and in one scene is heard performing a circumcision just offscreen (with a pained reaction from his "customer").
There is a lot of metal clanging sounds during the fight in the castle and the King puts his hands over his ears and starts yelling complaints about the noise, which is similar to an autistic overstimulation meltdown
Broomhilda falls out the window and her horse doesn't catch her because she's bigger. She also falls on Little John and asks him flirtatiously is she can do anything for him and he says "yeah, you can get off of me"
The Rabbi is treated respectfully, except for when King Richard shows up and calls him a priest. He performs circumcisions on adult men, which could be considered an antisemitic stereotype.
King Richard's relationship to Marian is not explicitly stated in this movie, but in traditional Robin Hood legends she is his cousin or niece by marriage. They share a kiss on the lips at the end of this movie.
There are a ton of overt sexual jokes, innuendos, sexual pressuring, flirting, mounting, making out, etc throughout the film. One of the main plot points is who will take Marian's virginity.
In the bathing scene, Marian is never fully nude, but there are shots where she's wearing nothing but a brief undergarment and the only thing covering her upper half is her long hair.
There are no guns, but at the archery competition, an assassin's small crossbow is treated like a gun, as it's kept in a padded case and it clicks like a gun when it is loaded with a bolt.
No one drowns, but after Robin defeats Little John, Little John falls into a very shallow stream and flounders around as he panics and screams that he's drowning.