Team Fortress 2

Video Game • 2007 • War  Report
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MKestrel
No dogs die, there are a few dogs in the comics who are in battle scenes but turn out fine. Demoman has one line about a dog implying that something bad might happen to them. Nothing comes of it, though.
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Does an animal die?
(besides a dog, cat or horse)
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punykirby
Poopy Joe dies in his Rocket
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AnExcellentMedic
If you count Poopy Joe dying in his rocket then yes.
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TeamVanHelsing
In one comic, a dove is violently thrown to the floor and implied to be dead for a moment before coming back to life. A minor character--a monkey--dies offscreen in a rocketship explosion.
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Does a cat die?
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Whiteout
Archimedes, a pet dove is injured
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TeddyBear
While not an actual dragon, you can dress The Pyro in a dragon themed costume. There are also dragon themed weapons and weapon skins.
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TeddyBear
The Arachno-Arsonist and Terror-antula cosmetic items both feature spider imagery (the former of which turns a character into a giant spider), but are only available during Halloween or community maps that have Full Moon activated. The Creepy Crawly and Violet Vermin crates also have spiders on them.
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SkepoloTV
Spy has a snake cosmetic that coils around his arm.
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MichaelLutz
there are bugs in tf2. brain maggot, grub grenades, buzz killer and more.
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goofyguy
Spy is revealed to be Scout's father, and Scout does not know this.
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Harmalite
The Spy can disguise himself as an enemy player, forcing players to become suspicious of their own teammates.
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Algernon
The Spy has the ability to turn completely invisible, this allows Spy to get behind the enemy team for a surprise attack. If you play classes that get tunnel vision easily (I.E. Demoman, Heavy, Engineer, and Sniper) you are at constant risk of a Spy getting you, meaning that he could be watching you waiting for the perfect time to strike.
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lilpig
It is implied that two of the mercenaries fighting each other are father and son, and they can fight each other. Not really framed as domestic violence though
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punykirby
"Cheers, mate!" ~Demoman
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TeamVanHelsing
Demoman drinks alcohol almost constantly, Spy's default model is smoking a cigarette, and Sniper is mentioned to be on pain pills to counteract the effects of a different pill that enlarged his kidneys.
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MKestrel
Demoman is an alcoholic, Spy smokes more than a pack a day, one of his main items being his cigarette case.
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goofyguy
Even though you can drown in this game, you can't be held underwater by another player.
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CaptainDemozan
It's implied in the description for Track Terrorizer that Scout tried to date teenagers while he was 23.
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goofyguy
In the Mann Vs Machine mode, getting between the tank and a solid object (e.g the wooden spike barrier in Rottenburg) kills you to prevent you from getting stuck in a wall.
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Harmalite
Many of the Demoman's melee weapons can decapitate enemies.
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Nodspine
The pyro's primary weapon is a flamethrower
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AyionStresenReuter
The spy, pyro, demo, medic, and sniper all have melee weapons that have sharp edges.
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lilpig
Technically? There are some models that turn your character into a zombie, or disfigure you (a zipper that opens a character's head and reveals their skull, multiple cosmetics that reveal the brain, etc) but nothing is very egregious or frightening; they tend to be more cartoony
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Nodspine
The demoman doesn't have an eye
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PopeNeuro
Yeah but it’s goofy as fuck
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SkepoloTV
In the comics, Soldier is tortured through having his teeth drilled in by the Classic Pyro.
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Iscopeeee
You will start to drown if you stay underwater for too long.
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CaptainDemozan
Soldier threatens to eat Engineer's organs, but nothing of the like happens at any point.
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lilpig
You can hear bones break if you fall from a great height, some promotional videos involve character breaking bones or describing their bones being broken
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TeddyBear
The Engineer has a prosthetic arm, though it is usually covered by rubber gloves and can only be seen if you or other players equip the Gunslinger weapon. In the comics, The Soldier's girlfriend Zhanna attempts to dislocate her thumb to escape a pair of handcuffs, and resorts to cutting the whole hand off instead.
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SkepoloTV
In the comics, Spy, Scout, Demoman and Soldier are nearly hanged for their crimes until Miss Pauling speaks up and manages to convince the mayor he can't hang people.
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SkepoloTV
In the comics, Soldier is tortured through having his teeth drilled in. A tooth is seen flying when Soldier hits Spy with his shovel in Meet the Soldier, and the Scout is originally missing a tooth in Meet the Medic.
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goofyguy
Nope, but sometimes a ragdoll can roll down stairs. It's funny as hell.
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AyionStresenReuter
Falling too hard or not having enough health when falling will kill you.
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TeddyBear
The Scout is choked multiple times throughout the comics, and during gameplay you will start to lose health if you stay underwater for too long.
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Does a kid die?
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goofyguy
In Crasher, a Halloween exclusive map, a player is turned giant to carry a giant bomb to the opponent's gate, damaging the gate and exploding the carrier.
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goofyguy
In Bread Space, the main mission is for BLU to push a cart of explosives into a giant bread monster's mouth, exploding the monster. a giant bread monster also dies in Expiration Date.
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jiyan
No, however the phrase “flame-retardant” is used by the Soldier and Engineer when they get a domination kill against a Pyro— on a surface level this just looks like a reference to the character’s flame resistant suit but there are blatantly ableist domination lines directed at Pyro which makes me think that “flame-retardant” line is wordplay of the R slur.
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goofyguy
no but one of the weapons is called overdose lmao
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MKestrel
Demoman and Miss Pauling are drugged and held hostage by Sniper in his family home, he's ready to kill them (their graves are dug in his front yard).
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TeddyBear
The Demoman makes various jokes about the wives of the enemy team, some of which are sexual, but it has not been confirmed whether any of the characters are/were married. The Spy is having an affair with The Scout's mother, however, and this is stated multiple times in the game, cinematics and comics.
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MKestrel
Demoman's adoptive parents, Sniper's too. Off screen, but mentioned in the comics.
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SkepoloTV
Some maps have ghosts that can stun the player's character if they get close. Pyro has a cosmetic that allows his head to become transparent, as well as cosmetics for ghostly figures that appear behind the classes.
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SkepoloTV
Pyro and Spy have cosmetics that allow them to appear as clowns. One of the maps revolves around "Bonzo the Ancient Sumerian Circus God", who is a clown.
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Yes, the Heavy has a taunt called the Bare-Knuckle Breakdown where he punches a mannequin repeatedly. Also worth noting the mannequin has a picture of the Scout on the head.
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TeddyBear
While The Demoman is not directly possessed, his eye socket is haunted (stated by The Medic in the comics). This leads to various eye-related mishaps during Scream Fortress. Some lore suggests The Bombinomicon possessed The Demoman's missing eye when he was a child.
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goofyguy
There is a Sniper secondary named The Razorback.
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Harmalite
Many of the respawn rooms resemble locker rooms, especially 2Fort's.
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Whiteout
Sniper has a weapon called a Jarate where he throws jars of his own pee at people.
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Whiteout
There is a Taunt where it shows that pyro can light their fart on fire
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MKestrel
Yes, definitely.
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SiRenfield
Real names are used but rarely
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SkepoloTV
In a voiceline for one of the earlier updates, Miss Pauling is recorded giving an assignment to the player as Spy proves he "can teach someone to play the piano in a month using an electric collar." Miss Pauling can be heard yipping as well as electric zaps being heard.
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TeamVanHelsing
Ultimately proven false, but Medic deduces in "Expiration Date" that use of the teleporters has filled the team with tumors.
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Nodspine
The medic's primary weapons are all syringe guns
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TeddyBear
The majority of Meet The Medic takes place during an operation, and the ending features a hospital-style waiting room.
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Harmalite
The scout's weapon, the Boston Basher, inflicts damage to the player if they miss. Several characters rely on movement strategies that harm the player, like rocket jumping.
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Tarquill
Spy had a voiceline proclaiming “off to hang myself”
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Whiteout
There are times bots will join servers, sometimes in packs and will micspam really loud and obnoxious sounds. It can get really annoying and destroy your ears.
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RowanOakley
This is a common theme in this game, but, as noted above, it's most prominent wit the Pyro.
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frankieslime
In the comics it is heavily implied that BLU Soldier has PTSD. He barricades his front door, has multiple locks, and only answers the door while armed.
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Harmalite
Almost all of the maps include very tight shortcut corridors which become impossible to move in when there are multiple players in them.
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SkepoloTV
Demoman can use the "Ullapool Caber", which acts as an explosive suicide weapon.
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Myth313
It can be argued that Medic’s (Freak Fortress/Halloween exclusive) cosmetic ‘Second Opinion’ is DID misrepresentation.
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TeddyBear
In Meet the Soldier, during a scene where the aforementioned character is running into battle, shakey cam is used for a short period. This is to simulate a character from the comic (The Director) desperately following behind to capture the footage.
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Sibelos
There is swearing however the farthest it goes is "ass". However since this is a multiplayer game, you will likely come across some foul mouthed players.
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goofyguy
not unless there's some 8 year old in the voice chat that keeps dying lmao
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Sibelos
There is a chance Scout will say "This map ain't big enough for the two of us."
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Algernon
The Spy can turn completely invisible which allows him to sneak behind enemy lines and take out people from behind. This allows players to stalk their opponents and wait for the perfect time to strike. In the community there are a group of people who get a specific loadout and will just sit in the corner of maps and watch the game unfold. These people are not dangerous and are just goofing around. There is a trolling method done by some people where they will use the Cloak and Dagger, a type of cloak the Spy can use, and say voice lines to get a reaction from the player who can't see them.
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RowanOakley
No, but a pregnant man dies in the comics.
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MKestrel
In the comics, there is a mention of non-consensual use of an implanted baboon uterus in the body of an enemy to keep him at bay, it takes place off-screen, is described graphically, and we see the baby baboon after, but they are OK. (The baboon is OK, not the man who gave birth to them. He does not die due to the birth, it is due to injuries.)
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Iscopeeee
There's a baby baboon in the comics, but no human babies.
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Harmalite
The characters frequently insult eachothers' intelligence and abilities when killing eachother.
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RowanOakley
I mean, the Medic dies in the comics and many interpret him as being MLM, but YMMV.
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RowanOakley
In some fan spaces, there is speculation that the Medic is a Nazi, but canonically he isn't.
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Sibelos
I don't know if this counts or not, but one Line from the spy has him say "Here lies scout, he ran fast and died a virgin". I still don't know if this count since Scout isn't Asexual or Aromantic. (I'm new to the term "aphobia")
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SkepoloTV
Nothing explicit, but jokes are made by characters at each other's nationalities (e.g. "Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!")
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TeddyBear
The Pyro's gender is not known by anyone, and various jokes are made regarding the uncertainty. An example of this is during the English subtitles of Meet the Pyro, where The Scout uses male pronouns but the subtitles use female ones at the same time ("He's not here, is she?")
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Whiteout
There are trolls/bots that sometimes change their name to slurs and other edgy stuff. But not in the game itself
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SkepoloTV
Most domination lines towards Heavy refer to fat jokes (e.g. "Nice hustle, tons-a-fun! Next time, eat a salad!)
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Nodspine
Depends. Sometimes the demo dies first, but the first to die is usually the scout
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RainM
One of the voice lines pokes fun at men who wear kilts, implying that it is wrong for a man to wear a “dress”
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Are there incestuous relationships?
National Sexual Assault Hotline 800.656.4673
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SiRenfield
No but Scout is locked for supposedly still having his
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Iscopeeee
Sniper walks around naked for a while in the comics after his clothes are ruined. Soldier and Zhanna strip naked and cover themselves in honey to fight.
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Algernon
In the game, both teams spawn rooms sometimes have a calendar that feature scantily clad women on it.
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RowanOakley
Tricky; in the videos and comics, yes, there are sexual jokes and implications. In the game proper, no. Tread carefully.
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jdpamv
There are voice lines that mockingly claim other players/characters are crying, (with the possible exception of Pyro) everyone who is playable in this game is a man.
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Iscopeeee
Spy sometimes pokes fun at Sniper for living in a camper van, but Sniper seems to live there by choice.
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TeddyBear
In the world of Team Fortress 2, the Australian version of Santa is killed. This only happens in the comics, though.
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AyionStresenReuter
There is no ending in team fortress 2
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Nodspine
Some maps have trains that can run over and kill players
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goofyguy
Some maps have distant car honking as an ambient sound (like Mannhattan)
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TeddyBear
Planes crash or and/or are leapt out of multiple times in the comics.
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AyionStresenReuter
Being underwater too long will make you choke, dealing 5 damage every second coming out of the water will recover 10 health so at least stay for 2 seconds before coming out to still have all of your health when you start choking.
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SkepoloTV
All of the characters wield firearms or explosives of some sort.
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SkepoloTV
Enemies can be blown to bloody gibs in game, as well as zombie skins revealing organs and bones being present. Meet the Soldier shows Soldier giving a speech to a collection of severed heads, Meet the Spy has Spy's head exploding from a shotgun near the end.
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Sathgirus
No nuclear explosions, but the payload maps are based around escorting a giant bomb along tracks and ultimately detonating it.
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