The VelociPastor
Movie • 2018 • Action
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After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.
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Is a minority is misrepresented?
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The priest goes to china and there’s like a whole ninja group which all just feels really weird and bad
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Is a woman brutalized for spectacle?
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FERALWOOF
A prostitute is talked down/controlled by a pimp and slapped.
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A prostitute is slapped by a pimp.
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Does the abused become the abuser?
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Addiction
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Main plot point is to create cocaine addicts
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Does someone abuse alcohol?
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sorryboutit
Some priests drink wine but it's not abused
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There are drug dealers but no one uses drugs
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Does a woman get slapped?
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The decapitated head is obviously a dummy head. The raptor is very fake and poorly made.
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Is there body horror?
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There is a slight transformation scene with a man becoming a dinosaur in one scene.
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Does a head get squashed?
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There are two beheadings, but no heads get squashed
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Is someone burned alive?
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There are SFX of a car exploding and burning an elderly couple to death, but nothing is shown.
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Is there decapitation?
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Is there cannibalism?
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A man eats people but only while he is a dinosaur
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Is there amputation?
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The dinosaur severs a man's arm, but it is not realistic looking in the least.
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Does someone break a bone?
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There are multiple dinosaur attacks and people are seriously injured
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Does someone become unconscious?
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Yes but it is not very convincing
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Is there eye mutilation?
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It is not shown on screen but a character loses an eye
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Does a parent die?
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sorryboutit
Main character's parents die off screen in the beginning of the movie
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Is someone kidnapped?
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A pastor is kidnapped and taken to China
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Fear
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Is someone possessed?
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There is an attempted exorcism of an evil/dinosaur spirit, but it is unproductive.
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Are there mannequins?
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Manequin heads are used as props when chatacters get their heads bitten off by a dinosaur
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Does someone wet/soil themselves?
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FERALWOOF
There is a character who mentions wetting themselves but nothing is shown and it's only in one sentence.
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Does someone spit?
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Anonymous
Several characters spit up fake blood as they die
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safe!
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A character is shot by a dart containing anti-venom
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Is there a hospital scene?
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sorryboutit
At the end of the movie there is a hospital scene. it is very cheap and very campy
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Does someone die by suicide?
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Does someone attempt suicide?
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Is there misophonia?
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There is a scene with forced, repetitive laughter. It continues much longer than necessary.
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Does someone say "I'll kill myself"?
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Does someone suffer from PTSD?
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There is a flash-back scene to 'the war' and the priests later states he has never recovered from it. The scene is very cheesy and hokey.
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47 minutes in there is intense flashing at the end of a sex scene
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Are there "Man in a dress" jokes?
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the main character loses his clothes and the clothes that the woman gives him is a dress
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Is there sexual content?
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There is a very cheesy sex scene with nothing explicit shown on screen
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Are there nude scenes?
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There is a scene where two characters are in their underwear, and there is a scene where the main character is almost nude but holds a pillow over his genitals.
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Is someone sexually objectified?
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Anonymous
There is a prostitute who is being used by a pimp
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Is there bestiality?
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FERALWOOF
There is a character who turns into a dinosaur, but only shown sexual content is between humans.
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There is excessive blood
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Is there gun violence?
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sorryboutit
About 10 minutes in a woman is attacked by a man with a gun. The velocipastor fights him and is shot by the attacker. This is the only gun violence in the movie
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