A man calls the police to put his dog down, who has cancer and is suffering, and he can’t afford a vet bill. Only to find out that the dog is fine, and he called the police to come shoot the dog, who belongs to his neighbor, because it keeps going on his property. Emotional but played for laughs. The dog is not shown.
A character is misunderstood to have attempted suicide and uses it to get people to be nice to her. She threatens suicide (as a joke) when people argue with her to let her get her way