Unicorn Wars
Movie • 2022
ReportTeddy bears and unicorns have been at war for as long as anyone can remember. Private Bluet craves unicorn blood because it confers eternal beauty, according to the prophecy in the new religion’s sacred book. His brother, Tubby, is not cut out for war. He lacks confidence and is an emotional eater. All he wants is for his brother to love him. A teddy bear regiment leaves the training camp for a mission that will end in a brutal and disastrous final battle.
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There are anthropomorphic bears that are brutally killed along with non anthropomorphic unicorns
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Unicorns die, not necessarily horses specifically.
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Azulin loses his eye
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One character gets poison in their toe and it proceeds to get worse and more grotesque
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Once in a flashback to the main characters’ births (nothing more graphic than a midwife handing them to their parents) and another after a main character is severely injured, though all we see are him laying in bed wearing bandages and speaking to visitors.
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(!!SPOILER WARNING!!)
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One bear commits suicide by hanging, another blows himself up as a sacrifice
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One bear commits suicide by hanging, another blows himself up as a sacrifice
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A very brief, stock sound effect cry during a flashback to the main character as a newborn. It’s not very loud, though.
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While not graphic nor including any sorts of screams, It shows two baby bears floating inside the womb and being sucked out through a hole.
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The pink bears name translates to "chubby" and is made fun of for being fat.
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There's on scene where a male character offers another the opportunity to look at his junk, to which the other gets flustered and runs away. It's mild
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One of the soldiers flirts with Gordi, and seems genuinely disappointed when he scares him off. This soldier is later killed in action.
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I mean, one of the characters is a father (in a religious context)
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