Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

Movie • 2001 • Action  

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The first testament says "an eye for an eye." - The second testament says "love thy neighbour." - The third testament ... Kicks Ass!!!

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Is a woman brutalized for spectacle?
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Is rape mentioned?
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it's unclear, but a (presumably) trans woman cares for the main character when he's injured and acts a little creepy in a sexual way
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Are there end credit scenes?
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Is there decapitation?
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Is there defecation?
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Is there throat mutilation?
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Are there sudden loud noises?
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Is someone eaten?
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Is a child abandoned by a parent?
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Is someone stalked?
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Not sure if this counts, but the character of Jesus is followed by some vampires at one point in the film
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well unless you count bloodlust as addiction, no
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no, unless you count smoking cigarettes. no hard drugs
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Does a cat die?
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Does a pet die?
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Is there a dead animal?
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Are there spiders?
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Are there bugs?
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Are there snakes?
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Are rabbits harmed?
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Assault
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About 2/3 of the way through the movie, a woman’s butt is grabbed when she walks by
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Is there pedophilia?
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There are multiple counts of people being held to the ground when the vampires are drinking their blood. Jesus it tied to the ground when the vampires plan to rip him apart using their cars. Nothing actually comes of it however.
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Jesus performs a baptism
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Bodily Harm
Is there eye mutilation?
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Apart from the occasional obviously fake blood splatters during vampire-heavy scenes there’s almost nothing
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Is someone tortured?
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Is there genital trauma/mutilation?
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Is there finger/toe mutilation?
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Does a head get squashed?
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sort of? a few of the vampires burn into dust, but they don't burn exactly
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Is there a hanging?
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Is there cannibalism?
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Somewhat? Humanoid creatures drink peoples blood multiple times throughout the film. They are technically vampires but I’d say they count
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Is someone crushed to death?
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Is there shaving/cutting?
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Is someone buried alive?
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Is there amputation?
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there's a little bit of choking during some fight scenes, not much though
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Does someone asphyxiate?
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Is there Achilles Tendon injury?
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Does someone break a bone?
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Is someone stabbed?
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Jesus is staked
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Does someone fall down stairs?
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Does someone fall to their death?
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A tooth is spat out during a fight scene but it isn’t too graphic. Also, there is a character with very messed up teeth singing on stage, but the damage isn’t shown on screen
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Is a minor sexualized?
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Does a kid die?
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Is an infant abducted?
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Death
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Some of the vampires die
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Does a major character die?
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Does someone die?
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Vampires and some people eaten by vampires
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The r slur is not used, however m*dget is said at one point in a joke
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Does someone cheat?
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Is someone kidnapped?
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Someone is kidnapped, but the struggle is not shown. It is assumed that they are unconscious.
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Is someone possessed?
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there's a sauna at one point, but nothing happens and they're covered up mostly
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Are there ghosts?
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Depends on how you look at it. Both God and Mary speak to Jesus in like sort of a “ghostly way” but I’m not sure if either of them are considered dead
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Are there natural bodies of water?
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Does someone wet/soil themselves?
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Does someone spit?
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A bit of blood is spit in the face of a vampire. The vampire then licks it off.
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Law Enforcement
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No, there is one cop in the movie and one of his only lines are when Jesus is begging for help after being beaten half to death by vampires and he says something along the lines of “my empathy stops after 6pm”
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Is there incarceration?
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Is there deadnaming or birthnaming?
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Loss
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Jesus gets his ears pierced very early on in the movie
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Is there a mental institution scene?
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there's a scene where a doctor for the vampires is cutting up a (fake) body
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no one that i remember
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Noxious
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There are some fight scenes where the camera is a bit shakey
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Does a baby cry?
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Paranoia
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Pregnancy
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Does a pregnant person die?
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Is there childbirth?
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Are there abortions?
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Are there babies or unborn children?
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I don’t know if they are a man in a dress or a trans women but there is a masculine looking person dressed in skimpy womens clothes, but they aren’t presented as bad at all. They are the only person who was kind enough to save jesus from dying on the street, so I do not think they were supposed to be derogatory
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Most of the characters are LGBT+
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Is there hate speech?
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A bit, towards lesbians by one of the vampires, but jesus responds to it right after saying its not true
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There are several anti-Black depictions including showing a racist ceramic figurine and racist (at least inappropriate and appropriative) depictions of Luchador wrestlers
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Are there usages of the n-word?
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If I am right, they are the third to die, but they do come back later on
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Race
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No, but there are several anti-Black racist depictions, including racist figurines and a white guy wear a wig that resembles an afro while wielding a pick comb as a weapon
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Relationships
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Religious
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It's a movie about Jesus Christ hunting vampires...
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Sex
Is there bestiality?
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Are there incestuous relationships?
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There are some scenes with sexual overtones but no nudity or graphic sexual content
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Are there nude scenes?
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A womens butt is slapped while she walks by a man
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Sexism
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Sickness
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There is a vampire briefly shown having crutches but the condition they have is unknown
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Social
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Spoiler
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Is Santa (et al) spoiled?
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There's mild gore but it's extremely unconvincing
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Does someone drown?
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I don't remember. theres a fight in a lake and some people die.
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No but there is kung fu
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Is there a nuclear explosion?
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