Charles Boyle's dog dies of a heart attack off-screen but has a memorial service.

A pigeon and a gold fish die in two opening scenes

Scully eats his live pet goldfish, ensuring it dies a painful death. The scene is meant to be funny.

S2 E1, 18:30: Right after the airport scene back in the office, close-up of maggots swarming a desk drawer.

A horse nearly dies in one episode but Boyle saves him

Jake walks into the precinct with a tarantula in a cage in one of the opening scenes. The spider proceeds to escape its cage and crawl onto Terry’s head.

A dead cat is mentioned but as far as I can remember a dead or dying cat is never shown on screen.

In an episode where Peralta and Holt are relocated to Florida, Peralta impersonates an exterminator and has to remove snakes from an elementary school. The snakes are shown and Peralta is visibly and audibly frightened as he removes them.

The police squad arrest drug dealers and users many times over the course of the series. Many of these people are visibly high.

Amy struggles with smoking early on the show, Terry talks to her about his food compulsion and Holt relapses on his gambling addiction during a case.

-There are quite a few episodes wherein drinking alcohol is suggested in response to stress or emotional trauma. -Binge drinking is depicted in a handful of episodes. -In S5E19 "Bachelor/ette Party" there is excessive drinking, including drinking games -In S6E5 "A Tale of Two Bandits," the NYPD engages in an outright drinking contest with the FDNY that involves binge drinking to the point of vomiting.

While undercover in Florida, Jake gets frosted tips in his hair. Upon returning to NYC, the squad tells him his hair looks stupid and that he can cut it or they will do so for him; this is portrayed as an intervention, and Jake is sitting in a chair wearing a barber's cape. At first Jake resists, but when he sees Charles has gotten the same hair style, he comments that he can finally see how bad the look is, and agrees to let them cut his hair.

In Halloween IV Gina slips on roller skates

A character accidentally cuts his thumb off on two occasions throughout the series.

in the thanksgiving episode with amy and jake's family, jake's dad cuts his thumb off. i dont know if they actually show it because i KNEW it was going to happen so switched tabs, just be wary when they're cutting the turkeys.

Scully has a fake seizure for a case they do

In episode 11 of season three, Amy breaks Terry’s nose by kneeing him in the face during his self defense seminar. You hear it, see her kneeing him, but you can’t really see the nose. The aftermath can be seen though, and there is blood. Also in another episode, a man breaks his leg (offscreen), (GROSS WARNING) we hear the noise and Jake says, “nothing to see here, just the bone, sticking out of the leg”

In 6x2 a man in jail take his glass eye out (not graphic). I'm pretty sure pimento mention eye mutilation once in his depictions on torture he seen undercover

Pimento is (fake) tortured by Rosa and Jake. Pimento also often talks about the being tortured by criminals while undercover

Terry's grandmother's funeral is mentioned, and many of Jake's family members are killed in a fire (neither death is shown or even reffered to in more than one scene

Hitchcock has a mistress and it is mentioned that he's cheated on his wives many times, some side characters from specific episodes also cheat such as the Vulture on his fiancee and a few other examples and in a quite a few episodes cheating is also brought up. It is frequently joked with.

On multiple occasions people are kidnapped on this show - it is a police show so kidnappings and hostage situations are frequent.

Jake dresses up as a clown for Terry’s daughters’ birthday party. It is a very brief flashback but he does pop a balloon animal while preoccupied with a murder case.

There is at least one shower scene in the show but there is NO NUDITY shown and it is not meant to be uncomfortably erotic like most shows do shower scenes it is meant to be humorous and it includes many jokes.

probably more but season 6 ep 17: during a prison scene after Jake and Boyle finish talking to a cannibal inmate (Caleb), jake goes to shake his hand and he grabs it suddenly and tries to eat it. No sudden close-up, but definitely chaotic and unexpected.

Retching sounds are featured in a select few episodes. Aftermath is never shown.

Jake spits out food after being disgusted by another character's foot.

In 5x25, a character is put in a straight jacket and said to be psychotic to make his words and call for help seem delusional

There are several hospital scenes, and an entire episode takes place solely in a hospital where they are guarding an unconscious witness who is in danger.

S1 E14 The Ebony Falcon: at 3:30, a closeup is shown of a pushpin being inserted into a man's heel; audible squelching.

One of the side characters, Detective Lohank, has prostate cancer

It's not shown on screen, but in 5x01 ‘The Big House part 1,' someone named Miguel commits suicide by hanging himself.

The only panic attacks I can think of are Amy’s claustrophobia, Rosa’s fear of giving blood and Holt’s elevator phobia. All are mild but do feature heavy breathing etc. I can’t think of any others off the top of my head but I think there are a couple others (involving Jake and Charles?).

Terry has a history of compulsive eating and in one episode he relapses.

Amy, the claustrophobic character, is occasionally locked in small spaces and experiences anxiety. The cast as a whole is occasionally trapped in a specific room for humor or plot points, but they are not generally tense.

Yes Terry has a lot of body dysmorphia due to being fat before the show took place. He is obsessed with maintaining his perfect body and reacts very strongly to any sort of fat joke. At one point his wife is concerned with losing baby weight causing Terry, Amy and Gina to go on a comically restrictive diet in solidarity.

yes, shaky cam is used consistently throughout the entire series.

In the season 3 episode "Ava" Terry's wife Sharon is shown to be having contractions, but no childbirth or more intense labour is shown.

Amy and Jake have an infertility story line spanning multiple episodes.

Not really Gina and boyel do have sex and then become step siblings

Season 6 Episode 8 is all about sexual assault but it was only described so you don't actually see it happen.

Implied by various characters waking up in bed together, but all consenting adults and no nudity is seen

While the answer is yes, the hate speech portrayed is done so by the antagonist of the episode and he is promptly punched in the face into a hot tub. Likewise, the main characters share their disgust toward that kind of speech. It is there, but it is swiftly punished and denounced.

The main character is Jewish and although antisemitism never occurs he does occasionally bring it up in non specific ways like when he is in prison he asks how cellmate how antisemitic a gang is and get a the response a normal amount

In one episode, a guest character says the f slur but is then punched in the face.

In 5x29 a perp fake paralysie and using a wheelchair

Hitchcock and Scully are frequent subjects of jokes about health problems associated with obesity.

A few episodes deal with spouses murdering spouses.

Have caution during the thanksgiving episode in Season 5,Jake's father cuts off his thumb while carving the turkey and blood is shown graphically squirting from the wound. Super out of place on the comedy show

Gina is hit and almost killed by a bus. Kyle is hit by a car

It isn’t shown on screen, but in Season 5 episode 1 a character is said to have killed himself by hanging.

Jake and Amy talk about a couple that fell to their death, no scenes are shown and it's meant to be comedic

This is a cop show; guns are shown, pointed, and fired. At the end of S1 E11, a main character is shown being shot in the b**t (he survives and this is mainly played for comedic effect).

No, but a character wakes up from a nap with their face in a bowl of water (originally their hand was placed in the water and they moved. He is perfectly fine)

Gina gets hit by a bus, and a couple of other characters are shown in minor car accidents

It also happens when Hitchcock is pranked and falls asleep with his head in a bowl of water