Hail, Caesar!
Movie • 2016 • Comedy Report
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The moment (and the rest of the film) is a little cartoony, but not REAL cartoony. Three minutes in, a man slaps a woman's face on each cheek.
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In a list of updates, a secretary briefly mentions that someone has checked into a hospital to "dry out."
In another scene, a very fake dance number is being filmed and an actor playing a sailor pretends to be passed out at a bar.
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Someone's drink is drugged... by Newman from Seinfeld!!
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A man's struggle with quitting smoking is a running theme.
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MichaelOttinger
No, but a character briefly mentions having to shave a man's back.
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In the "movie within the movie," a Roman soldier briefly whips Hebrew slaves. It's not graphic, and it's very clear that everyone's an actor.
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A young man removes his dentures and explains how he accidentally lost all his teeth. He and his date laugh, and he puts them back in.
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A woman in 1951 works at an old movie editing machine and gets her scarf stuck in it, choking her for several seconds. A man reverses the machine and saves her. Immediately afterward, she is fine, comments, "I shouldn't wear scarves," and goes back to work on the same machine again.
At another point, there's a synchronized underwater scene (a la Busby Berkeley) with lots of women holding their breath. It is not stressful.
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A famous actor decides he is "technically kidnapped." Not at all violent. And as soon as he sees who kidnapped him, there is no ill will on either side.
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No, but a woman interrupts filming a scene because she has gas. Nothing is seen or heard; it's just mentioned.
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Does someone say "I'll kill myself"?
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (1-800-273-8255)
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No, but a tall, thin woman refers to her identical twin sister as a "cow." The comment is more about how foolish her sister is.
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In 1951, a women describes how the only available men in Hollywood are all "saps and swishes."
In a lavish musical number being filmed for a movie, sailors dance together and an actor playing a bartender says how "This ain't that kinda of a place!" The scene is so delightfully campy that no offense will be taken.
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A priest, a minister and a rabbi discuss whether God is "three in one" in a way that spoils it for those who still believe.
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No, but there's a synchronized underwater scene a la Busby Berkeley with lots of women holding their breath.
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There is fake gun play in a cowboy movie the actors are filming.
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MichaelOttinger
Someone holds up a photo of a Nuclear Explosion their company tested at a hydrogen bomb testing site.
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