Die Geschichte der Menschheit - leicht gekürzt
Movie • 2022
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In order to leave a lasting impression in space, Dr. Georg Friedle and his team of researchers include a condensed version of world history with the 1977 Voyager mission. However, their attempt to present themselves as an intelligent and empathic race backfires unchecked: their version presents a completely insane species whose development is apparently based on pure luck rather than solid reason. A planet where Greek philosophers are celebrated as rap stars, religion is touted as a clever marketing concept, stag parties serve as a secret weapon in the First World War and the construction of the Great Wall of China is a misunderstanding of honest Berlin craftsmanship. Even the revelation of the alleged true background to the assassination attempt on Hitler is likely to make experienced historians see the end of humanity as a mere matter of time.
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A statue's p***s falls of after someone leans on it. So, kind of?
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Aber harmlos: In der Chicago-Szene sind es Maschinengewehre (ist absolut vorhersehbar, wann geschossen wird; wer damit also Probleme hat, kann wegschauen).
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Ist die Haupt-Pointe in der U-Boot Szene. Wer damit ein Problem hat: Bitte skippt den kompletten Sketch! Hier isst die gesamte Besatzung eines U-Boots Bohnen um das Boot wieder an "Land zu furzen".
Ist die Haupt-Pointe in der U-Boot Szene. Wer damit ein Problem hat: Bitte skippt den kompletten Sketch! Hier isst die gesamte Besatzung eines U-Boots Bohnen um das Boot wieder an "Land zu furzen".
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Is there amputation?
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Several people are decapitated by Guillotine during the scenes in France. Both the decapitated heads and the bodies, as well as blood are shown on screen. There is another decapitation during the scene about medieval Europe.
We also see a character that has lost his arm prior to the events of the scene. He wears a jacket with an empty sleeve.
We also see a character that has lost his arm prior to the events of the scene. He wears a jacket with an empty sleeve.
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There are several sketches where gun violence is shown.
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No women are slapped but two neanderthal women are hit with a club.
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This is the main point of a whole sketch. It features a damaged submarine. To get the submarine back to the surface, the crew starts eating canned food, "farting their way back up" to the surface.
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Ja, einmal logischerweise im Jesus-Sketch (auch mit viel Sarkasmus), noch viel derber aber im Werbeblock: Der gedrehte Werbeclip für "Religion" geht sehr weit in den schwarzen Humor.
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There is a sketch involving a submarine on a mission.
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El Capone is arrested by a police detective during one of the sketches.
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There are several scenes involving water, mainly the submarine sketch and the sketch about the Titanic.
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Is there domestic violence?
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Some neanderthal women are knocked unconscious during the sketch about the first humans.
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Is there decapitation?
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Several people are decapitated by Guillotine during the scenes that take place in France, during the French Revolution. There is also a decapitation during the scene that takes place in medieval Europe.
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Is there live gunfire?
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Guns are used during several sketches.
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There is blood throughout several parts of the movie, the most of it during the scenes in France, when several people are decapitated.
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Several wounds are depicted, including decapitated bodies and heads, but it's never really gory and a quite reasonable amount of gore/blood.
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Not in the way you'd expect. Two characters are threatened with being buried alive and end up buried in the ground up to their head, with their heads sticking out of the ground.
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In the first sketch about the first humans, the group of homo sapiens is crushed to death by a big rock.
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Quite a lot of people die during (almost) all of the sketch scenes.
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Does the abused become the abuser?
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Hier konnte ich weder "Ja" noch "Nein" ankreuzen, das ist absolute Interpretationssache; da der Film ja recht sarkastisch ist. Ein klassisches Happy End gibt es (mMn) nicht.
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Das "Musical Style"-Musikvideo aller Sketches geht in die Credits rein
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