The Pirates! Band of Misfits
Movie • 2012 • Adventure
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Are animals abused?
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A number of rare animals are planned to be eaten, some dishes can be seen on screen, but most of them are rescued.
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Some rare animals such as porcupines and Pygmy rhinos are shown to be cooked, but their death is not on screen.
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Does a pet die?
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No, but the Polly the Dodo is placed in dangerous situations.
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Is an animal abandoned?
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The Pirate Captain sells his beloved parrot to an evil Queen, but she is later rescued.
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Does someone die by suicide?
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Does someone attempt suicide?
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Are there incestuous relationships?
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Is there domestic violence?
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Is there sexual content?
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No, but flirting is apparent and in some versions there’s a joke about looking down ladies tops.
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Is there finger/toe mutilation?
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Not any on screen injuries, but there is a pirate with multiple “peg” limbs.
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Does a head get squashed?
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No, but there is a near decapitation.
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Are there fat jokes?
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Other pirates make fun of Polly for being a fat parrot when she is actually a dodo.
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Are there nude scenes?
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The Pirate Captain has a brief run in with a “naturist” boat, but all of their private areas are covered.
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Is there decapitation?
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No, but there is a close call.
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Is there throat mutilation?
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There is a near decapitation, but no contact is made.
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Are there "Man in a dress" jokes?
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There is a female pirate dressed as a male pirate wearing a fake beard and using a deep voice to fit in with the rest of the crew. Her character is mostly shown for laughs, but occasionally has tender moments.
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Is there a hanging?
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No, but the first mate references that they pirate crew may get hanged if they go to London.
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Is there cannibalism?
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No, but there is a picture of the crew tied up by Aztecs, which may be a cannibalistic scene.
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Is someone eaten?
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Rare animals are eaten at a banquet, Polly is attempted to be eaten. The whole ship is swallowed by a sea monster at the end of the movie, but they survive.
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Is there gun violence?
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The monkey uses a gun to rob people, but if only mistakenly goes off and misses the Pirate Captain when he takes it off the monkey.
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Is someone gaslighted?
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Charles Darwin convinced the pirate captain that it wasn’t him and his monkey trying to steal Polly from him, but it was.
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Is there amputation?
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No, but there is a pirate with multiple “peg” limbs.
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Is someone drugged?
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No, but Charles Darwin gives the pirate captain alcohol so he’ll be more inclined to reveal the location of Polly under the influence.
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Does someone say "I'll kill myself"?
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Does the abused become the abuser?
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Is reality unstable or unhinged?
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There is a dream sequence that gets a little strange, but the audience knows it’s a dream and it’s only short.
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Does a woman get slapped?
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Is a male character ridiculed for crying?
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There’s a song towards the end of the movie about pretending not to cry when you actually are, but it’s satirical.
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No, but there are cutlasses.
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Is someone stabbed?
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No, but running people through is referenced.
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Does a plane crash?
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An airship goes down.
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Does someone fall to their death?
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No, but they almost do.
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Does someone fall down stairs?
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Yes, but they are in a bathtub.
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Is there a shower scene?
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No, but the lady pirate is depicted in a bath with lots of bubbles.
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Is someone kidnapped?
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Polly frequently gets taken in and out of possession of the Pirates in London and on the airship.
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Are there ghosts?
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The Pirate Captain has a brief run in with a ghost boat.
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Is there obscene language/gestures?
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