Two narrative threads- one is an emerging love story between two awkward teens, Jens and Lisa, who are having sex for the first time and the other is an eventful quest of Simon the Semen and his friends to reach the golden goal, the Egg.
Jen's eyes gets hit multiple times, one while they and Lisa are having sex, and Jen is pulling on her bra straps, and the strap hits his eye, and then the other one has Jens opening an condom pack, when the condom hits his other eye.