Guards! Guards!
Book • 1989 • Fantasy
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someone is administering first aid/ointment on someone and smacks his bottom. I think she intends it to be friendly, but it startles him. This is played for laughs by the text
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Joked about
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Threatened graphically, though he seems to take this cheerfully
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Is a woman brutalized for spectacle?
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A woman is assaulted and dragged off to be tied up in a dangerous situation / a non-human female character is badly stunned by something falling on top of her
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Is there genital trauma/mutilation?
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Threatened/mentioned but doesn’t happen on-page
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Briefly, a young woman is shouted at because her parents don’t approve of her boyfriend
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Towards the end of the book (forgot what chapter sorry) a character tells another to "turn around and spread em" but he (guy making the command) doesn't know what that even means and nothing comes of it anyways. It's more meant as a joke because of that than the threat itself but I think it counts
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Are there abusive parents?
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Mostly a young woman is yelled at for her choice in boyfriend, this is brief and in little detail
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Is there decapitation?
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It’s mentioned/talked about, but doesn’t happen “on screen”
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Are there fat jokes?
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“backsides a mile wide”, and a couple characters described as “enormous” or other exaggerated adjectives. YMMV
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a female dragon is mistaken for a male but this does not seem to matter much at all to the dragon
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Is someone crushed to death?
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A bunch of rubble lands on a dragon, but it is fine after a bit
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Are needles/syringes used?
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Needles are briefly mentioned in a kinky context
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Does a dragon die?
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Briefly mentioned that people sometimes kill their pet swamp-dragons
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Is someone buried alive?
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A dragon is briefly buried under rubble but it is fine
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Is someone eaten?
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There are some gruesome jokes though
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Is there a large age gap?
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only insofar as different species mature at different rates, as a young human man and a young dwarven woman (60-something) have a romance at similar stages of development. This is only briefly relevant
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Does someone drown?
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A couple of characters think someone did drown, but he turns out to be okay shortly
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A toddler is found in the woods all alone
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But it is briefly implied/mentioned
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Is there addiction?
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Does a family member die?
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peeing on a wall / brief comment about incontinence
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Is there a claustrophobic scene?
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There are moments in tight or small or confined spaces, though the characters don’t seem bothered about it beyond being locked up.
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There is first aid/some patching people up for injuries, but no hospitals
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Are there alligators/crocodiles??
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mentioned off-screen biting someone
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