Creighton the Cretin
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GregHeffley
Creighton: Hi, my name is Creighton
Guy: No it isnt. Your name is stwart pid
Creighton: oops, hi,cim stew pid
Guy: Har har har har
Innapropriate: Stew Pid
Guy: No it isnt. Your name is stwart pid
Creighton: oops, hi,cim stew pid
Guy: Har har har har
Innapropriate: Stew Pid
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