Agent Mulch is a simple man: just give him his guns and a mission to complete and he'll be just fine. But when ordinary poets Alfonso and Kyle get kidnapped by the evil spy organization known as Cyclone, Agent Mulch must team up with retired spy, Agent Stone in order to stop the bad guys from deciphering the nuclear launch codes or something. But will the agents follow the unnecessarily strict constraints of the mission, or will they have to go rogue in order to save the world? I'll give you a hint: it sure as heck dang well isn't the first one.