Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile
Movie • 2025
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A mockumentary from the team at "America's Finest News Source" The Onion, which chronicles the life and crimes of Jeffrey Epstein and associates (such as Donald Trump, who promised to release the Epstein Files until he was told he was in them).
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WillyFord
It's about arguably the world's most notorious predator/human trafficker. If SA or anything of the sort is a trigger for you, I wouldn't touch this with a ten foot pole.
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Jeffrey Epstein supposedly "kills himself". The validity of this claim has been widely debated, but it's better to be safe than sorry.
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Is there a hanging?
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WillyFord
It's joked that Epstein tried to hang himself in the courtroom
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Jeffery Epstein is a pedophile.
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Jeffrey Epstein dies.
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Jeff.
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WillyFord
Epstein screams as the guards kill him. It's played as a joke though if that makes it any better
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WillyFord
If this is a concern, then they probably shouldn't be watching something titled "Bad Pedophile"
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His island is in the ocean
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WillyFord
Not infants necessarily, but Epstein kidnapped tons of children. Might still be hard for some.
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