Stanley Ford leads an idyllic bachelor life. He is a nationally syndicated cartoonist whose Bash Brannigan series provides him with a luxury townhouse and a full-time valet, Charles. When he wakes up the morning after the night before - he had attended a friend's stag party - he finds that he is married to the very beautiful woman who popped out of the cake - and who doesn't speak a word of English. Despite his initial protestations, he comes to like married life and even changes his cartoon character from a super spy to a somewhat harried husband.
There are two dogs in the movie. The first is a spoiled little dog who is carried around all the time, then the main characters wife gets a little dog to spoil. When she leaves her husband she takes the dog. When she returns the dog isn't seen or heard but I assume she brought it back with her.
There is fake gunplay by the main character and some guys he has helping him work out some scenes he wants to later work into a comic strip he writes and draws.
Not exactly but at the main characters trial for murdering his wife (no one was murdered) he says some things that are anti-woman. There is also an offensive joke when someone keeps saying "How?" a character replies " You sound like a feeble-minded Indian"