Technically it depends. Tame wolves, which are sort of dogs, *can* die, but there are ways the player can prevent them from dying.

The game features wild cats called ocelots that can be tamed. Both wild and tame ocelots can die, but like dogs, their deaths can be prevented.

Horses feature, and like dogs and cats, they *can* die, but they can be prevented from dying.

All animals are able to die and sometimes killing them provides food. However, there are ways of avoiding killing the animals: 1. Play on creative mode: in this mode, you won't get hungry and you have everything you need. 2. Don't eat meat. This is kind of hard, but not impossible: some plants are grown, and apples and potatoes are relatively easy to find. 3. Don't sleep. You need wool to make a bed, but you don't need to sleep in Minecraft, so you can just not sleep. 4. Shear a sheep instead of killing it. 5. Kill spiders instead of sheep to get wool. Spider silk can be made into wool, and the spiders are bad guys so you don't need to feel bad about killing them.

"Animal abuse (in Minecraft) is a [Nether] of a good time!" -AlanRedgown 2019

Pickaxes are used to administer diamonds directly to your avatar's forehead.

In addition to spiders, there are silverfish.

Officially, ghasts. Not ghosts. ...maybe ghosts.

Creepers walk behind the player and explode. Endermen will teleport unexpectedly and the Elder Guardian will cause a phantom image to appear in front of the player.

Large spiders are a main antagonist.

Lightning creates a flashing effect.

Generally, no. Minecrats generally do.

One optional way of "winning" is by slaying a dragon called the Ender Dragon, however, she's evil and quite dangerous, so you don't need to feel guilty.

Baby villagers can die, but that's pretty rare and usually preventable.

Technically sometimes-- the parents of baby mobs can be killed just like everyone else. However, their deaths are preventable.

Not if I were to build one, in a modded server. ;D

Have you ever witnessed an "LGBT person's avatar die on Minecraft? That's a yes. That's a yes.

It does. But I still want to kill the dragon my-[redacted]ing-self.

Probably, but I have no clear evidence of any slowpokes ever "abusing" alcohol.

Skeletons can be killed.

Even killing the player character on purpose isn't suicide because it doesn't destroy the game.

Drowning is possible for NPCs and for the player when playing in Survival Mode, however, player characters can always respawn after drowning.

Falling to one's death is possible, however, the player can always respawn.

Llamas spit, and pandas produce snot balls when sneezing.

Everyone just eats when they're hungry and stops when they're full.

You can't even get sick unless you count poisoning.

Nobody even gets pregnant-- babies just form when two characters in the mood of the same species run into each other.

Self-harm is physically impossible in this game.

Yes. I like the colo[u]r green more though. Also...emeralds ft.

I’m not sure if it counts, but when dropping items it comes out of your mouth

If you put a black guy skin on and die right away.

Players and creatures can die from burning. In sunlight, some hostile mobs will burst into flame.

R.I.P. Amy Minecrat in the arms of the angle... gone but not not quite forgotten (Cause of death: She crashed.)

If you happen to have a Minecraft house with a person that is not you... /Who is this person in bed with me?/ Just a thought... Ideally never*.

Still trying to remember where I left my evil lair. Nope. Never. Solid no.

The player can fit into any 1x1x2 space. Naturally forming caves can be quite claustrophobic.

Consult with your local Net Neutrality officers. >"Notch"

If you build one

I'd rather not see it tbh.

Not in vanilla. See also: SethBling (for advice on TNT cannons and redstone contraptions)...

There totally is, but really depends on whether you've built a shower in a building in Minecraft. /tpa [warp]

In the game, no to the game, yes

Fighting happens, but when hit, the characters just flash red and grunt, then eventually they fall down dead; there's no blood.

If you are strongly craving chocolate, I would redirect you to your local or non-local candy store.

Other wolves/dogs can fight with your dogs if you punch opposing wolf. If another player is in the server, the dogs CAN engage in fighting.

Minestuck?

Probably. Server rules tend to forbid it.

Breeding is very chaste. The two characters just have hearts above them and run into each other to make babies.

You can shear the wool from sheep