Minecraft

Video Game • 2009 • Adventure  Report
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Nebulacat
Technically it depends. Tame wolves, which are sort of dogs, *can* die, but there are ways the player can prevent them from dying.
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Nebulacat
The game features wild cats called ocelots that can be tamed. Both wild and tame ocelots can die, but like dogs, their deaths can be prevented.
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Nebulacat
Horses feature, and like dogs and cats, they *can* die, but they can be prevented from dying.
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Does an animal die?
(besides a dog, cat or horse)
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Nebulacat
All animals are able to die and sometimes killing them provides food. However, there are ways of avoiding killing the animals: 1. Play on creative mode: in this mode, you won't get hungry and you have everything you need. 2. Don't eat meat. This is kind of hard, but not impossible: some plants are grown, and apples and potatoes are relatively easy to find. 3. Don't sleep. You need wool to make a bed, but you don't need to sleep in Minecraft, so you can just not sleep. 4. Shear a sheep instead of killing it. 5. Kill spiders instead of sheep to get wool. Spider silk can be made into wool, and the spiders are bad guys so you don't need to feel bad about killing them.
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AlanRedgown
"Animal abuse (in Minecraft) is a [Nether] of a good time!" -AlanRedgown 2019
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AlanRedgown
Pickaxes are used to administer diamonds directly to your avatar's forehead.
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Nebulacat
In addition to spiders, there are silverfish.
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Are there clowns?
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AlanRedgown
Skin-y ones. /run
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AlanRedgown
Officially, ghasts. Not ghosts. ...maybe ghosts.
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Are there incestuous relationships?
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csbyron1
Creepers walk behind the player and explode. Endermen will teleport unexpectedly and the Elder Guardian will cause a phantom image to appear in front of the player.
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Nebulacat
Large spiders are a main antagonist.
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csbyron1
Lightning creates a flashing effect.
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AlanRedgown
Generally, no. Minecrats generally do.
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Nebulacat
One optional way of "winning" is by slaying a dragon called the Ender Dragon, however, she's evil and quite dangerous, so you don't need to feel guilty.
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Nebulacat
Baby villagers can die, but that's pretty rare and usually preventable.
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Nebulacat
Technically sometimes-- the parents of baby mobs can be killed just like everyone else. However, their deaths are preventable.
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AlanRedgown
Not if I were to build one, in a modded server. ;D
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AlanRedgown
Have you ever witnessed an "LGBT person's avatar die on Minecraft? That's a yes. That's a yes.
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AlanRedgown
It does. But I still want to kill the dragon my-[redacted]ing-self.
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AlanRedgown
Probably, but I have no clear evidence of any slowpokes ever "abusing" alcohol.
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csbyron1
Skeletons can be killed.
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Nebulacat
Even killing the player character on purpose isn't suicide because it doesn't destroy the game.
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Nebulacat
Drowning is possible for NPCs and for the player when playing in Survival Mode, however, player characters can always respawn after drowning.
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Nebulacat
Falling to one's death is possible, however, the player can always respawn.
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csbyron1
Llamas spit, and pandas produce snot balls when sneezing.
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Nebulacat
Everyone just eats when they're hungry and stops when they're full.
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Nebulacat
You can't even get sick unless you count poisoning.
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Nebulacat
Nobody even gets pregnant-- babies just form when two characters in the mood of the same species run into each other.
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Nebulacat
Self-harm is physically impossible in this game.
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AlanRedgown
Yes. I like the colo[u]r green more though. Also...emeralds ft.
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HGAD
I’m not sure if it counts, but when dropping items it comes out of your mouth
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reeeeeeeeeeee
If you put a black guy skin on and die right away.
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Is electro-therapy used?
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AlanRedgown
Minecraft is therapeutic and uses eletricity. Therefore, yes. I would probably play the card game if I could find it...hmm... [insert weab emote here]
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csbyron1
Players and creatures can die from burning. In sunlight, some hostile mobs will burst into flame.
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AlanRedgown
R.I.P. Amy Minecrat in the arms of the angle... gone but not not quite forgotten (Cause of death: She crashed.)
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Is someone misgendered?
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AlanRedgown
Word of Notch indicates that no characters in Minecraft have genders whatsoever. Therefore, yes. Almost always.
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AlanRedgown
If you happen to have a Minecraft house with a person that is not you... /Who is this person in bed with me?/ Just a thought... Ideally never*.
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AlanRedgown
Still trying to remember where I left my evil lair. Nope. Never. Solid no.
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csbyron1
The player can fit into any 1x1x2 space. Naturally forming caves can be quite claustrophobic.
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AlanRedgown
Consult with your local Net Neutrality officers. >"Notch"
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HGAD
If you build one
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AlanRedgown
I'd rather not see it tbh.
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AlanRedgown
Not in vanilla. See also: SethBling (for advice on TNT cannons and redstone contraptions)...
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AlanRedgown
There totally is, but really depends on whether you've built a shower in a building in Minecraft. /tpa [warp]
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HGAD
In the game, no to the game, yes
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Nebulacat
Fighting happens, but when hit, the characters just flash red and grunt, then eventually they fall down dead; there's no blood.
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Is there body dysmorphia?
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AlanRedgown
Sheepers pls
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AlanRedgown
If you are strongly craving chocolate, I would redirect you to your local or non-local candy store.
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reeeeeeeeeeee
Other wolves/dogs can fight with your dogs if you punch opposing wolf. If another player is in the server, the dogs CAN engage in fighting.
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AlanRedgown
Minestuck?
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AlanRedgown
Probably. Server rules tend to forbid it.
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Nebulacat
Breeding is very chaste. The two characters just have hearts above them and run into each other to make babies.
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Is there shakey cam?
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AlanRedgown
my bad
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nolanfrancisco
You can shear the wool from sheep
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