Dead bodies disappear pretty quickly after the mob dies, but still.

Technically it depends. Tame wolves, which are sort of dogs, *can* die, but there are ways the player can prevent them from dying.

All animals are able to die and sometimes killing them provides food. However, there are ways of avoiding killing the animals: 1. Play on creative mode: in this mode, you won't get hungry and you have everything you need. 2. Don't eat meat. This is kind of hard, but not impossible: some plants are grown, and apples and potatoes are relatively easy to find. 3. Don't sleep. You need wool to make a bed, but you don't need to sleep in Minecraft, so you can just not sleep. 4. Shear a sheep instead of killing it. 5. Kill spiders instead of sheep to get wool. Spider silk can be made into wool, and the spiders are bad guys so you don't need to feel bad about killing them.

You can hit/kill animals but there is no abuse that you can't control

Other wolves/dogs can fight with your dogs if you punch opposing wolf. If another player is in the server, the dogs CAN engage in fighting.

Horses feature, and like dogs and cats, they *can* die, but they can be prevented from dying.

The game features wild cats called ocelots that can be tamed. Both wild and tame ocelots can die, but like dogs, their deaths can be prevented.

In addition to spiders, there are silverfish.

One optional way of "winning" is by slaying a dragon called the Ender Dragon, however, she's evil and quite dangerous, so you don't need to feel guilty.

Large spiders are a main antagonist.

Unless you count potions

There is no alcohol in Minecraft.

You can shear the wool from sheep

you decide

There aren't even fingers or toes.

Spider eyes are a possible drop when you kill spiders, but I don't really consider this to be mutilation.

Players and creatures can die from burning. In sunlight, some hostile mobs will burst into flame.

Having seizures is impossible in this game.

There's actually no way of damaging a specific body part. When you get hit or hit someone, the whole body takes damage.

Skeletons can be killed.

I wish

Baby villagers can die, but that's pretty rare and usually preventable.

Nobody Romantically Cheats on anybody in the game. I can say however that there are some messed up fan animations. *cough* SlipperyT *cough*

Technically sometimes-- the parents of baby mobs can be killed just like everyone else. However, their deaths are preventable.

Phantoms and Ghasts, both ghost-like beings, are in the game as enemies. You can avoid Phantoms by sleeping regularly (they'll only attack you if you haven't slept in at least 3 game days), and Ghasts from avoiding going to the Nether. You can also avoid both of them by playing in Creative mode, where they won't attack you.

Creepers walk behind the player and explode. Endermen will teleport unexpectedly and the Elder Guardian will cause a phantom image to appear in front of the player.

You can build a shower if you want but you don’t have to.

No, but there are a few clown-themed Minecraft skins out there.

Kind of. The sound of hitting the ground sounds somewhat like bones breaking, and mobs make sounds when hurt/as they die.

Llamas spit, and pandas produce snot balls when sneezing.

There's a poisoning effect called "Nausea". Despite its name, however, it only causes the screen to wobble and doesn't actually cause the player to vomit.

my son built one - very accurate to the one he visits 3 days a week!

If you build one

You can't even get sick unless you count poisoning.

There is no electricity, and homosexuality is not addressed in any way.

They don't exist in minecraft.

I mean, you might have one while saving your dog from an underwater temple

The player can fit into any 1x1x2 space. Naturally forming caves can be quite claustrophobic.

Even killing the player character on purpose isn't suicide because it doesn't destroy the game.

Everyone just eats when they're hungry and stops when they're full.

You can shoot an arrow directly up and have it fall back and damage you. Also you can light yourself on fire aswell as drink potions of harming.

The camera bobs from side to side by default, but this can be turned off under "View bobbing".

Lightning creates a flashing effect.

Two animals can make a baby, but the smaller animal just appears, nothing graphic in any way.

Villagers can't even get pregnant, they just have babies by crashing into each other.

Nobody even gets pregnant-- babies just form when two characters in the mood of the same species run into each other.

No one can get pregnant even. Babies either just happen when two animals of the same species run into each other, or they come from turtle eggs.

Breeding is very chaste. The two characters just have hearts above them and run into each other to make babies.

No, because they don't even make love. They just breed by running into each other, and that can only be done if both are in the mood.

you dont want to know what happens in your sheep farms

If you are playing Minecraft online, then other players may use n-words in the in-game chat. However, this can be avoided by only playing offline, or with people you trust.

Not unless you're playing on Xbox Live, potentially.

If you put a black guy skin on and die right away.

Villagers are antisemetic caricatures in apperance- this is likely intentional as the creator of minecraft is an antisemetic himself.

no, the only gendered entity ingame is the ender dragon, but no one speaks in minecraft.

With Minecraft characters, everyone can breed with a member of the same species, so they can't really have sexual orientations. The only exception is the Ender Dragon, who's definitely female, and she can die but she's not stated to be LGBT.

Not explicitly, but as noted above, villagers can be interpreted as antisemitic caricatures, and the creator is notorious for harboring just about every form of bigotry under the sun; steer clear of Notch's Twitter account.

If you are playing Minecraft online, then other players may use homophobic slurs in the in-game chat. However, this can be avoided by only playing offline, or with people you trust.

It depends on what you consider to be a sad ending.

Santa doesn't exist in minecraft.

Drowning is possible for NPCs and for the player when playing in Survival Mode, however, player characters can always respawn after drowning.

There are no cars in vanilla (non-modified) minecraft.

Baby mobs can technically be abused, but this is preventable.

There is tnt, but that’s it

Planes don't even exist in this game.

There is no hanging in Minecraft. The closest thing to it would be attaching lead to an entity and having it hang off of a fence but this does not harm them.

Cars don't even exist in the game without mods. The closest thing to cars is minecarts, which can technically crash into each other, but it doesn't cause any damage.

There are no guns in (unmodded) Minecraft.

If the player remains underwater for too long, has sand or gravel fall on them, or glitches in such a way that they are inside a solid block, they will start to suffocate.

Falling to one's death is possible, however, the player can always respawn.

Fighting happens, but when hit, the characters just flash red and grunt, then eventually they fall down dead; there's no blood.

It is extremely easy to accidentally bury oneself while mining, if you aren't careful. Practice safe mining and never dig straight up and you should be fine.