Nativity!

Movie • 2009 • Comedy  

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Martin Freeman is lovelorn teacher Mr Maddens, a former am-dram star whose girlfriend (Ashley Jensen) dumped him over Christmas five years ago and upped sticks, inexplicably, to La-La Land. Yuletide cheer is not his forte, but he's forced to drum some up when Pam Ferris's headmistress earmarks him to direct the Nativity play.
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At one point a woman's parents are informed that her former dog has been killed, but that is a lie to get her phone number for her former boyfriend who owns the dog. The dog is fine.
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mr maddens shouts quite often as he is stressed out and upset
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mr poppy forgives mr maddens after he gets angry with him but he is not really abused
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A piglet is help upside down for a few seconds and makes a very distressed squeal. Also animals are taken from farms to inside a school
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Several animals are borrowed to appear in a Christmas play, all are unharmed.
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farm animals are taken to the school but no harm or upset is caused
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No horses appear.
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No cats appear.
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WHY DID SOMEONE PUT YES HELP?? this is a kids movie DONT WORRY. 😭
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a man shaves his beard
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During a panic attack - no harm becomes of them
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A child does come down on a harness from a big height but is completely fine
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Not really but kids are taken on a flight to the states without proper parent permission
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In one of the nativities, a toy baby is pulled apart by the children.
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eveywe
100% safe!! Only time its vaguely mentioned is when mr poppy says he gave the donkey chocolate and it was “feeling a bit icky” but thats all u hear about it. Also before a girls about to go on stage she says she has a tummy ache but its only due to nerves and someone else takes her place. :)
-also theres like 2/3 times where people burp if that’s triggering but it wasnt to me
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The children visit a hospital on a field trip
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A character has a panic attack, stating he believes he is having a heart attack.
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Pregnancy
Is there childbirth?
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School children are taken on a "field trip" to a hospital to watch a birth to prepare for the Nativity play. There are shocked faces, and a student, the teacher, and his assistant all faint.
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A boy complains about having to wear a girls costume
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Spoiler
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Not really but a teacher reads his pupils letters to Santa
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There is a scene where a toy baby is pulled apart but red ribbon is used instead of fake blood so no gore :)
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