Harry Leader, a stupid high schooler, had no friends and wanted to be cool. The only thing he enjoyed doing was running. Sometimes from bullies or to catch the ice cream truck. One day he came across two AP Literature textbooks. He picked both up and took them home. Much to his surprise, the books had lots of knowledge about life. They can talk and fly. Harry and the books went on adventures. The books helped Harry get to Hogwarts. It was there, he would meet Harry Potter. To his surprise, his father, Brian Leader, was there. He was the greatest wizard of all time. Harry decided to go to school there. His roomate was Matteo. Matteo used his wizarding powers to turn Harry's stuffed giraffe, Jorge, into a living giraffe with Harry's face. This angered Harry. Harry hated Matteo's movie list, so Harry used his flying books and his dashing speed to fight Matteo and claim that Toy Story 3 is officially better than Toy Story 1.