Does the dog die?
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It
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The dog sacrifices themself to both save their owner and the entire town.
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A *lot* of dead turkeys.
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A character runs into the police's line of fire with the intent of being killed, and succeeds.
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Does someone attempt suicide?
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Is there domestic violence?
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Does a kid die?
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Several scenes with a child who is mistaken for a ghost. She survives the events of the book.
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Is there body horror?
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The plot focuses on spider-like parasites that are capable of replacing their victim's mouths and rewiring their biology.
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Are there incestuous relationships?
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Are there jump scares?
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The original webserial version of the story had jumpscares embedded in the page, but it's not in any modern digital copies. Unless your book is possessed you've got nothing to worry about now.
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Does it have a sad ending?
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Bittersweet. While the protagonists eventually manage to stop the antagonist's plans, it's not without a lot of casualties and the implication they did more harm than good.
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Is there sexual content?
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Male nudity, sexual humor, rape jokes.
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Are there spiders?
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I don't know who moderates this site but I feel I should stress that yes, that is the actual book title, and yes, it really does have quite a lot of spider-like monsters in it.
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Is someone burned alive?
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Several parasites are burned alive. The corpses of infected individuals are thrown into a bonfire, with the smell of flesh and the sight of bones described repeatedly throughout the book.
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Are there nude scenes?
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Sometimes, you just gotta fend off a zombie with a chainsaw in front of the feds with no pants on. Also, several described d**k pics.
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Are there fat jokes?
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No jokes, though the narrator is overweight and occasionally makes self-conscious remarks.
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A male character gets called "Princess" for complaining, but that's about it.
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Is there cannibalism?
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References to cannibalism, but no actual occurrences.
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Is there shaving/cutting?
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A character uses a boxcutter to surgically remove a parasite's leg from his body. It's mistaken for an act of self-harm by another.
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Is there copaganda?
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Parodies the stereotypical badass detective archetype in a way that still makes him look like a complete tool.
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Does someone drown?
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A character crashes a car into a lake, but manages to swim back to the surface. The monster that was attacking him drowns.
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Is a child abandoned by a parent?
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Several scenes with a young girl who is assumed to either be a ghost or an abandoned child, but her parent is still close by.
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Is there a mental institution scene?
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Dave (the narrator) is required to attend court-mandated therapy sessions in the early chapters of the book. Several scenes in an asylum that has been refitted as part of a emergency quarantine zone.
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Does someone say "I'll kill myself"?
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Is the r-slur used?
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Significantly less usage than in the first book, but still present.
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Does a major character die?
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Molly the dog does not survive this one.
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Is someone restrained?
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A character is restrained by a police officer in dangerous proximity of invisible parasites, and is only released after one starts eating him. Several other instances of characters being arrested by authorities, and one instance of a character waking up handcuffed to a bed with no memory of how they got there.
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Does the abused become the abuser?
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Does a woman get slapped?
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Does a car crash?
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As per usual for the series, if someone gets in a car they're probably not getting out until it's crashed or at the bottom of a lake (with them in it). A character also falls off a motorbike, but he's unharmed.
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Is there a claustrophobic scene?
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Several sequences of characters crawling through dark, cramped maintenance tunnels.
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Is someone stalked?
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Prior to the events of the book, a female character is stalked by someone (or something) impersonating a pizza delivery man. He eventually breaks into her room and is chased off and possibly shot by her partner. The Narrator also offhandedly remarks that he is frequently stalked by amateur paranormal investigators.
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Does someone have a seizure?
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A parasite attacks a human from the inside-out, resulting in something resembling a seizure.
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Does the black guy die first?
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While far from the first death in the entire book, TJ is the first to go in the Ffirth Asylum Massacre despite joking about it mere minutes beforehand.
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Does someone abuse alcohol?
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John's alcoholic tendencies get much worse following the outbreak (and what he assumes is Dave's death), leading to a week-long bender that fractures his friendship with Amy.
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Is there a hospital scene?
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This book is basically a zombie apocalypse story, but with spider-parasites instead of a typical infection. The initial outbreak occurs at a hospital, much of the action takes place in quarantine zones, and at one point a protagonist wakes up handcuffed to a medical bed.
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Is the fourth wall broken?
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The book is written under the pretense that David, a main character, is the author and is talking about his life. He writes in a fairly conversational tone but never really breaks the fourth wall. (At least not beyond telling readers of the first book to go f**k themselves.)
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Is there a shower scene?
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Fairly early in the book, a character recalls a paranormal experience they had while they were taking a shower. The entire segment is written in italics and can be skipped by looking for the next non-italicized part.
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A character uses amphetamines to keep himself awake, to predictably bad results. The fictional supernatural drug Soy Sauce also makes a return.
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Is there incarceration?
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Characters are arrested and/or forcefully restrained by police officers and other agents multiple times throughout the book, both on- and off-screen.
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Is someone homeless?
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Both John and Dave are effectively homeless for a good chunk of the novel, due to fleeing a quarantine and a house fire respectively.
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